an anonymous new yorker explains the context: “this note appeared in the office kitchen on the fridge next to our fancy keurig coffee machines (the ones with the little pods). the coffee pods were set out on the counter in a display, but when people couldn’t find their flavor of choice, they’d go into the [...]
Entries Tagged as 'coffee'
refrain/stop/discontinue
July 18th, 2007 · 40 Comments
Tags: coffee · fun with synonyms · new york · nonsensical spacing · not-so-veiled threats · office
welcome to the office
June 4th, 2007 · 4 Comments
explains jdb: “the blue note went up first, then we hired a bunch of contractors. the red note went up shortly after that.”
Tags: cleaning · coffee · exclamation-point happy! · office
switch to tea
May 31st, 2007 · 5 Comments
this note is like the teenager who manages to contain themselves long enough to grudgingly recite a lengthy mandated apology, but then can’t resist turning around and giving the finger afterwards…or the perky flight attendant who finally cracks when the drunk fat guy hits the call button again at the end of a long flight. [...]
Tags: "helpful" advice · bullet points · coffee · etiquette · office · ohio
just severe enough
May 18th, 2007 · 12 Comments
from william, who notes: “sadly, management thought this was too severe, so it was replaced with a long whiny treatise on coffee etiquette.”
Tags: coffee · comic sans alert · not-so-veiled threats · office

