Entries Tagged as 'piss'

how do you say, “this is not the right place for bad clip art” in norwegian?

August 11th, 2008 · 77 Comments

what do you do when words alone can’t express the depth of your feeling? in the business world, you turn to clip art. and specifically, you turn to screen beans.

if you’ve seen a powerpoint presentation in the last decade, you’re most likely familiar with screen beans, the clip art collection that will not die.
says one [...]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · clip art catastrophe · norway · piss

dude kinda has a point

May 5th, 2008 · 141 Comments

at this college dorm in seattle, our anonymous submitter says each floor ordinarily has one male and one female bathroom. however, because this particular floor happens to have an overwhelming number of female residents, both bathrooms were deemed female-only…much to some guy’s chagrin.

(click to enlarge!)
related: losing lisa

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Tags: bathroom · battle of the sexes · not-so-veiled threats · piss · saga · university · you be the judge

i’m pregnant…what’s your excuse?

March 23rd, 2008 · 98 Comments

amanda in fairhaven, mass. recently took her sister-in-law in for an ultrasound appointment, and she was a little frightened by this sign. (it was posted in three places inside and outside the restroom.)

related: bun — er, pizza in the oven

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Tags: bathroom · exclamation-point happy! · massachusetts · piss · preggers

and what’s your christmas wish?

December 20th, 2007 · 103 Comments

two heartwarming notes brimming with compassion and holiday cheer! (sigh)

related: a holiday wish

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Tags: boulder · dogs · holiday spirit · los angeles · piss · pleasantries as afterthought · the homeless

apology denied

November 23rd, 2007 · 107 Comments

our anonymous submitter in california was having some issues with her roommates not washing their dishes. “it got so bad that i picked up what i thought was a black bowl only to find it was white and covered in ants,” she says. when asked to clean up after themselves, the roommates responded with a [...]

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Tags: actions speak louder · california · dishes · excessive underlining · get over it · more aggressive than passive · piss · roommates · whiteboard

do the rest of us a favor

June 19th, 2007 · 82 Comments

looks like both the mad bomber and richard g. sells have west-coast counterparts:

grossed out? yeah, me too. blame gregory in los angeles for documenting this one (!!!)
related: the mad bomber, act 1: “sorry about the language”

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · die bitch die · ellipses-crazed · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy! · group bitchfest · los angeles · more aggressive than passive · office · piss · shit · that shit is disgusting · toilet

“that shit is disrespectful”

May 20th, 2007 · 39 Comments

mike gets the last word in this exchange.

related: this is getting so meta

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Tags: bathroom · baton rouge · meta · piss · roommates · toilet