last year, emily in canterbury, england lived in a house with six other roommates — two guys downstairs, five girls upstairs. as is wont to happen in such circumstances, “we were originally all really good mates, but relationships deteriorated as the year went on,” emily says — “the boys thought the girls were too messy!”
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Entries Tagged as 'bullet points'
so, you’ve decided to go out
August 25th, 2008 · 132 Comments
Tags: bullet points · canterbury · drizzunk · roommates · u.k.
the jake issues
November 5th, 2007 · 184 Comments
says our anonymous contributor from los angeles: “this is page three (!) of a three-page letter of complaints from my wife’s (ex) office manager to the heads of the company.” apparently one of her coworkers, jake, merited his own page. (no word on how this went over with the bosses.)
click to enlarge!
Tags: bullet points · flatulence · food · los angeles · loud talker · noise · that shit is disgusting
ps bacon is life
September 1st, 2007 · 174 Comments
the coast newspaper in halifax recently invited its readers to share their “passive-aggressive roommate tales.” (gee, what a great idea!)
my favorite part:
Excerpts from a 34-point note sent to a former roommate:
2. Your rent was always late and it was not paid in full.
4. You used the dishes and baking ware that we provided to you [...]
Tags: bullet points · canada · cleaning · dishes · dishwasher · food · halifax · money · revenge · roommates
some suggestions for using the urinal
June 11th, 2007 · 15 Comments
(from an anonymous urinal-user in boulder, colorado.)
Tags: "helpful" advice · CAPS LOCK · bullet points · colorado · excessive underlining · office · toilet
please ladies please
June 3rd, 2007 · 20 Comments
maybe it’s the manic use of ellipses and exclamation points, but this note makes me very uncomfortable.
says erica in new york city, “as bad as it can get in the ladies’, i’ve been told the men’s bathroom is even worse.”
Tags: "helpful" advice · bathroom · bullet points · comic sans alert · ellipses-crazed · exclamation-point happy! · hygiene · new york · office · spelling and grammar police · toilet
switch to tea
May 31st, 2007 · 6 Comments
this note is like the teenager who manages to contain themselves long enough to grudgingly recite a lengthy mandated apology, but then can’t resist turning around and giving the finger afterwards…or the perky flight attendant who finally cracks when the drunk fat guy hits the call button again at the end of a long flight. [...]
Tags: "helpful" advice · bullet points · coffee · etiquette · office · ohio

