Entries Tagged as 'los angeles'

sincerely, mr. ed

July 15th, 2008 · 135 Comments

our anonymous submitter in california — pleading innocence — says she was singled-out with this note in a barn that houses 60 other horses and their hay.

this note’s lack of obvious sitcom-ish puns — with the exception of “breeding good vibes” — makes me think that maybe i’ve been doing this too long…or perhaps that [...]

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Tags: i'm telling on you! · karma's a bitch · los angeles · stealing

a friend of a friend is our enemy

February 7th, 2008 · 83 Comments

tina is los angeles didn’t have any problem with her roommate’s friend couchsurfing at their apartment for a month, but both she and her roomie started to get irked when the friend started inviting other friends to stay over — and then kept doing it, even after the roomie expressly asked her not to. “the [...]

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Tags: excessive underlining · los angeles · not-so-veiled threats · pleasantries as afterthought · roommates

and what’s your christmas wish?

December 20th, 2007 · 103 Comments

two heartwarming notes brimming with compassion and holiday cheer! (sigh)

related: a holiday wish

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Tags: boulder · dogs · holiday spirit · los angeles · piss · pleasantries as afterthought · the homeless

blame it on coke

December 6th, 2007 · 161 Comments

casey from shreveport, louisiana spotted this on the coke machine in the office break room. she clarifies: “henry g.’s comment is in reference to the increase in price, not katie’s wanting more coke zero.”

meanwhile, breanna in l.a. saw this baffling note in a liquor store on the corner of hollywood and vine. (“did someone pee [...]

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Tags: coke · group bitchfest · it's not my fault · los angeles · office · raging against the machine · say wha? · shreveport · spelling and grammar police · vending

the jake issues

November 5th, 2007 · 184 Comments

says our anonymous contributor from los angeles: “this is page three (!) of a three-page letter of complaints from my wife’s (ex) office manager to the heads of the company.” apparently one of her coworkers, jake, merited his own page. (no word on how this went over with the bosses.)
click to enlarge!

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Tags: bullet points · flatulence · food · los angeles · loud talker · noise · that shit is disgusting

going up?

October 2nd, 2007 · 50 Comments

up first, anna brings us this charitable little note from the her apartment building in london, ontario.

anytime stan…proof that canadians really are nicer? meanwhile, in milwaukee…

and lastly, a vaguely dadaist interpretation, in what very well may be another one of l.a.’s elevator-cum-film sets.

related: cross-country elevator action

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · canada · elevator · ellipses-crazed · los angeles · milwaukee · neighbors · ontario · p.s. · vomit