Entries Tagged as 'london'

A review of last night’s performance

February 17th, 2010 · 193 Comments

Aleister in London found this critique slipped under his door after an impromptu Thursday night sing-along.  “I am a big fan of my neighbours’ critical opinion,” Alastair says. “I won’t offer much defense other than that our music selection was exceptional and I was on my way to work when I found it.”
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Tags: actually totally reasonable · london · neighbors · noise

Do these stilettos match my broomstick?

December 9th, 2009 · 261 Comments

Sarah in London found this note — and the cheeky response — posted in the lobby of her former apartment building.
“Entry to the flats is by way of a concrete outside walkway,” she explains. “Unfortunately, if someone has noisy heels, the sound tends to reverberate throughout the building.”

Of course, the above complainer isn’t the only [...]

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Tags: exclamation-point happy! · london · neighbors · noise · rainbow-colored · signed with love · smartass · that's disrespectful

Please resubmit your inquiry after it has been properly notarized. Regards, your flatmates

October 12th, 2009 · 127 Comments

S in London says his flatmate was obviously exceedingly upset about his missing can opener. Of course, this being England, the old “stiff upper lip” sometimes still prevails…sort of.

related: memorandum to the roommates

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Tags: a little uptight · london · roommates

just a rat in a cage

September 10th, 2009 · 174 Comments

Writes Leslie in London: “Janine was having some serious keyboard RAGE and posted this request to our office’s online help desk…which every single person in the company can see…including Daniel.”

This post is dedicated to my cube-mate Leah, who recently received a surprise “gift” — a quiet-touch keyboard — from our boss, which succeeded in making [...]

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Tags: london · noise · office

Ladri di biciclette

May 11th, 2009 · 192 Comments

Failed strategies in bicycle theft deterrence:
1. Assuming the thief who stole your bike is schooled in Italian neorealism; appealing to said thief’s desire to be one of the cool kids.

2. Feigning empathy for said thief.

3. Chiding said thief for his stupidity via a barely legible run-on sentence without double-checking “you’re” grammar first.

(Grazie mille to Nadia in [...]

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Tags: Amsterdam · australia · bicycle · london · melbourne · stealing · your/you're

Untitled (broken glass)

February 6th, 2009 · 98 Comments

When you live with six art students (like Kate in London),  you might find that life imitates art more often than you’d like.

related: Oxford drama

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · art · cleaning · london · roommates · the u.k. · university

and i’m singing “uh oh” on a friday night

November 30th, 2008 · 77 Comments

how’d you like to be flatmates with dianne in london? cos i’m thinking there just might be an opening soon…

related: clarifying motion #2

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Tags: bathroom · drizzunk · hygiene · london · roommates · spitting · u.k.

buskers & broomsticks

September 18th, 2008 · 205 Comments

zora zero spotted this ongoing street-musician spat in portobello road market, london.

i’m not a londoner, but living near portobello road and complaining about the buskers seems like living near times square and complaining about the lights, no? i was cheered, therefore, to see the responses added by other more busker-friendly neighbo(u)rs at the bottom of [...]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · cry me a fuckin' river · london · music · neighbors · noise · p.s. · saga · u.k.

just be glad you don’t know what’s in the coffee

September 10th, 2008 · 167 Comments

our submitter in london snapped a photo of this note in the kitchen of the PR agency where she works. exactly what you’d expect to find at office full of “communication professionals,” no?

related: switch to tea

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Tags: london · tea · u.k.

help yourself

March 24th, 2008 · 43 Comments

spotted by doppelfrog at london’s paddington station…

related: water, water everywhere

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Tags: london · rhetorical question · subway · water · whiteboard

hostile takeover

February 5th, 2008 · 75 Comments

a possibly prescient note from the offices of yahoo! u.k….

related: just in case you didn’t catch the sarcasm

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Tags: excessive underlining · london · milk · office fridge · stealing · u.k. · yahoo

a limerick

July 31st, 2007 · 44 Comments

back in 2006, austin in london didn’t feel like confronting his roommate about the masses of hair that were clogging the bathroom sink. instead, he wrote him this special poem.

adds austin: “my roommate never actually said anything about the note, but he did clean the drain out by the time I’d arived home…so I assume [...]

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Tags: bathroom · london · roommates

and the coco-pops weren’t even yours.

June 9th, 2007 · 15 Comments

vici lives in london with five roommates — all guys.
(if you don’t have a house full of cereal-stealing warcraft players like vici and don’t get the “orly?” thing…wikipedia to the rescue!)
related: cereal killer 

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Tags: food · london · rebuttals · roommates · shameless meme-mongering · stealing · university

With 17 roommates, it could have been worse

May 21st, 2007 · 17 Comments

This lovely petri dish courtesy of Ben, who explains: “While living in a house in London with 17 people from all over the world, things become way too green. This had to be done every once in a while in order to remind others not to overpopulate our kitchen with new living organisms.”

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Tags: "helpful" advice · dishes · london · roommates