says corrine in los angeles: “i walked into my friends’ building and saw these posted ALL OVER.” (trifling much?)
related: come get some
says corrine in los angeles: “i walked into my friends’ building and saw these posted ALL OVER.” (trifling much?)
related: come get some
Tags: "accidental" "borrowing" · excessive underlining · laundry · los angeles · stealing
the spoon may lack the aggressive physique of its more acute brethren, the knife and fork, but make no mistake: it is the passive-aggressive utensil of choice.
why else would these spoons, spotted by melissa at her office in harlingen, texas, be assuming a leadership position among this group of discontented silverware? we received word of [...]
Tags: "accidental" "borrowing" · Spoons · office · visual aids
need another sign we’re officially in a recession? how ’bout three?
related: “no” questions asked
Tags: "accidental" "borrowing" · bicycle · california · excessive underlining · neighbors · san francisco · smiley · thx
world-renowned troublemaker troy mcclure forwards this e-mail from his department’s secretary in sydney.
no big deal, you say? take a second look at the addressee list. (yes, jonathan, i’m talking to you.)
related: just in case you didn’t catch the sarcasm
Tags: "accidental" "borrowing" · dishes · overzealous secretary · sydney
joe in northern virginia has amassed a pretty divine collection of office fridge notes over the years, the best of which portend various forms of karmic/economic/physical retribution.
related: it must have been a pretty big bite
Tags: "accidental" "borrowing" · ellipses-crazed · food · not-so-veiled threats · office · office fridge · reston · stealing · virginia
i love how the notewriter quickly abandons the initial pretense here, then completely throws in the towel with the last line.
thanks to adam in san francisco for this masterpiece!
Tags: "accidental" "borrowing" · CAPS LOCK · confusion??? · san francisco · stealing · strangers