Entries Tagged as 'actually totally reasonable'

why i hate miami, exhibit a

April 6th, 2008 · 67 Comments

the fact that nightclubs have to post notes like this one:
 
(thanks to jeff in new york for passing along!)
related: going up?

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Tags: actually totally reasonable · bathroom · florida · miami · not so much passive-aggressive · urinal · vomit

if you needed an excuse to skip the gym today

March 28th, 2008 · 95 Comments

well, our anonymous contributor in pompano beach, florida has one for you.
he explains: “i keep a gym membership just so that i can feel good about my financial commitment to my health — not so much for the actual health benefits per se. i hadn’t been to the gym in at least two months when […]

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Tags: actually totally reasonable · florida · gym · shit · shower · that shit is disgusting · that's unsanitary

clarifying motion #2

March 12th, 2008 · 104 Comments

after a minor breakout, matt in toronto “borrowed” his roommate’s clinique cleanser…and then forgot to put it back where he found it. his (admirably direct) roommate asked if he’d mind not using her clinique products again in the future, seeing as it was, you know, pretty expensive and not that big of a container. “no […]

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Tags: actually totally reasonable · roommates · toronto