Entries Tagged as 'all clogged up'

to flush or not to flush

January 8th, 2009 · 141 Comments

this first note was posted in the bathroom of the gay pride center in new brunswick, new jersey; the second, in the bathroom of the rhode island department of health in providence.
i’d probably recommend steering clear of the kitchen sinks at both facilities.

related: a filthy hap pit

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · all clogged up · bathroom · garbage · jersey · providence · toilet · wtf?

a filthy hap pit

September 23rd, 2008 · 206 Comments

reports daikiki in redwood city, california: “two days after this note was slipped under the door of every apartment in the building, a second one appeared informing the tenants that said property manager was no longer employed as such.”

related: a deep-seated issue

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Tags: "up for debate" · all clogged up · california · clearly a non-native english-speaker · toilet · wtf?

the xenophobic toilet

September 8th, 2008 · 59 Comments

our anonymous submitter in helsinki, finland says this note has been in every stall in the women’s restroom at her office for as long as she’s worked there.
puzzlingly, she says, “most all the women who work here are native speakers of finnish, so i’m not sure why the note is mainly in english.” (nor is [...]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · all clogged up · anthropomorphism · finland · helsinki · office · toilet

you might want to take a hard look at your washcloth first

June 5th, 2008 · 144 Comments

an anonymous submitter in portland, maine is currently chafing under one of the most common irritants of communal living: a roommate “who has never once bought toilet paper.”
she and her other roommate tried some of the more subtle manuevers in the passive-aggressive playbook — up to and including the ol’ hide-and-carry — to no avail. [...]

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Tags: all clogged up · bathroom · maine · paper product fairy · rainbow-colored · roommates · shit · toilet · xoxo

just trying to “keep austin weird”

April 8th, 2008 · 135 Comments

sure, those luxury condos going up all over downtown austin might look pretty, but if you’re like, “dude, enough of this corporate bullshit!” our anonymous austin submitter says her building offers plenty of exciting local color you won’t find in those glass-and-steel towers. perks include: 1) the building’s property manager, a character known for his [...]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · all clogged up · austin · landlord · toilet

clip art crimes

December 16th, 2007 · 140 Comments

which clip art extravaganza is the most gratuitous? you be the judge!
is it this sign, from the virginia office of — of course — a major mobile carrier?

is it this little tea party of a sign from cambridge, mass.?

or is it this one, from, yes, a church restroom?

related: cubicle etiquette

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Tags: all clogged up · bathroom · boston · cell phone · clip art catastrophe · jesus · massachusetts · office · tea · virginia · you be the judge · you're like so going to hell

losing lisa

October 3rd, 2007 · 154 Comments

gina from santa cruz lives in a dorm where ten girls share one bathroom. says gina, “i love saga notes, and feel we need some more of them, so i figured this collection would certainly do the trick.” indeed, gina, indeed! the progression here, from pleasantries and smileys to — well, you’ll see — is [...]

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Tags: "helpful" advice · all clogged up · bathroom · die bitch die · eww · excessive underlining · internet citation · it's science! · mean girls · more aggressive than passive · not-so-veiled threats · note wars · rebuttals · saga · santa cruz · shower · smiley · that shit is disgusting · that's unsanitary · university

i think it’s going to be a long long time

August 20th, 2007 · 202 Comments

today’s tasteless gross-out is brought to us by christina in irvine, ca. (apologies in advance for this one.)

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Tags: all clogged up · bathroom · california · group bitchfest · irvine · shower · that shit is disgusting · university