Entries Tagged as 'all clogged up'

just trying to “keep austin weird”

April 8th, 2008 · 130 Comments

sure, those luxury condos going up all over downtown austin might look pretty, but if you’re like, “dude, enough of this corporate bullshit!” our anonymous austin submitter says her building offers plenty of exciting local color you won’t find in those glass-and-steel towers. perks include: 1) the building’s property manager, a character known for his […]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · all clogged up · austin · landlord · toilet

clip art crimes

December 16th, 2007 · 139 Comments

which clip art extravaganza is the most gratuitous? you be the judge!
is it this sign, from the virginia office of — of course — a major mobile carrier?

is it this little tea party of a sign from cambridge, mass.?

or is it this one, from, yes, a church restroom?

related: cubicle etiquette

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Tags: all clogged up · bathroom · boston · cell phone · clip art catastrophe · jesus · massachusetts · office · tea · virginia · you be the judge · you're like so going to hell

losing lisa

October 3rd, 2007 · 129 Comments

gina from santa cruz lives in a dorm where ten girls share one bathroom. says gina, “i love saga notes, and feel we need some more of them, so i figured this collection would certainly do the trick.” indeed, gina, indeed! the progression here, from pleasantries and smileys to — well, you’ll see — is […]

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Tags: "helpful" advice · all clogged up · bathroom · die bitch die · eww · internet citation · it's science! · mean girls · more aggressive than passive · not-so-veiled threats · note wars · rebuttals · saga · santa cruz · shower · smiley · that shit is disgusting · that's unsanitary · underlining · university

i think it’s going to be a long long time

August 20th, 2007 · 159 Comments

today’s tasteless gross-out is brought to us by christina in irvine, ca. (apologies in advance for this one.)

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Tags: all clogged up · bathroom · california · group bitchfest · irvine · rocket pubes · shower · that shit is disgusting · university