Entries Tagged as 'anthropomorphism'

the Patty Hearst of fish

October 7th, 2009 · 165 Comments

Laura in Los Angeles spotted this note at a tropical-themed family restaurant in Rosemead, California, where aquariums figure heavily into the decor. The biggest fish, Laura says, occupies his (her?) own tank at the front of the restaurant.
Piscine body image issues aside, as a former casual-dining restaurant hostess  — a job that generally means bearing [...]

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Tags: anthropomorphism · california · exclamation-point happy! · fish · restaurant

the existential crisis of a water fountain

September 2nd, 2009 · 89 Comments

This little water fountain with big dreams was spotted by Elizabeth in an Indianapolis college dorm. The illegible signature is a nice touch, no?

 
related: I eat dirty plates

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Tags: anthropomorphism · indianapolis · university

Al Gore knows you’re a little tease

August 9th, 2009 · 104 Comments

Caroline sends this delightful trio of holier-than-thou notes from “a rather famous university in Scotland where many students and staff have delusions of grandeur.”
The first  note was spotted, Caroline says, while exiting a building “where many people work late and lights are almost always burning to help us find our way through the maze of corridors. [...]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · anthropomorphism · double-entendre alert · energy usage · scotland · the earth · university

Do your stairs think you’re fat?

March 28th, 2009 · 100 Comments

Rachel in Victoria, B.C. found this somewhat puzzling bit of anthropomorphism (stairs have feelings? really?) posted in the elevator of her building. “My favourite part is ‘your bum will love it,’” Rachel says. “No better way to guilt trip people into ’saving energy’ than by insinuating that they’re fat!”

related: hey, fatty

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Tags: anthropomorphism · canada · elevator · energy usage · excessive underlining · guilt trip

with a chainsaw?

December 30th, 2008 · 69 Comments

spotted at a local restaurant by kevin in boston…

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Tags: anthropomorphism · boston · toilet

next on fish with low self-esteem

November 9th, 2008 · 139 Comments

“As a college student used to her freedom, I’m sometimes gone for days at a time when I’m home for the summer,” explains Jesse from Gurnee, Illinois, admitting that during this time, her betta fish, Freddie Mercury, tends to go unfed.
“My 14-year old-sister has shown him mercy a a few times,” Jesse says, and admirably, [...]

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Tags: anthropomorphism · family · guilt trip · illinois

The return of Thx Sandra

October 20th, 2008 · 148 Comments

Casey in Human Resources may have moved on, but not to worry — Thx Sandra is here to solve our global climate crysis!

related: It takes a “genius”

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · anthropomorphism · clip art catastrophe · energy usage · exclamation-point happy! · garbage · recycling · san diego · spelling and grammar police · temperature · the earth · thx

dear assholes,

October 3rd, 2008 · 104 Comments

i think we’ve received some of your mail by mistake. just wanted to pass these along! xoxo, PAN

related: arrivederci, asshole

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Tags: "customer service" · anthropomorphism · beer · garbage · god · parking · stealing

the xenophobic toilet

September 8th, 2008 · 59 Comments

our anonymous submitter in helsinki, finland says this note has been in every stall in the women’s restroom at her office for as long as she’s worked there.
puzzlingly, she says, “most all the women who work here are native speakers of finnish, so i’m not sure why the note is mainly in english.” (nor is [...]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · all clogged up · anthropomorphism · finland · helsinki · office · toilet

currently on the table: a guest towel visa program

September 1st, 2008 · 74 Comments

our anonymous submitter says his coworkers were taking stacks of paper towels from the bathroom and putting them in kitchen. “HR evidently does not agree with this practice and decided to enact a one-towel play in the break-room kitchen,” he says. (the office billing manager added the follow-up on the towels’ behalf.)

related: this is not [...]

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Tags: anthropomorphism · kitchen · office supplies · rebuttals

i asked santa for a baby alive, and all i got was this stupid dishwasher

July 2nd, 2008 · 146 Comments

i didn’t think i’d ever see a kitchen appliance more inappropriately anthropomorphized than this fridge, but i think this dishwasher note (from an anonymous submitter in england) dials the WTF-factor up to 11.

related: the passive-aggressive note has not been destroyed; it has been solved

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · anthropomorphism · bold-underlined-caps · dishes · dishwasher · mixed metaphors · sad face · shit · u.k. · wtf?

the passive-aggressive note has not been destroyed; it has been solved

March 21st, 2008 · 119 Comments

this note represents pretty much everything about office culture that makes me cringe. appropriately enough, i can’t even bring myself to call out the specifics — it’s just too overwhelming. (but the sign will always be there…every day, taunting me.)

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · alot · anthropomorphism · fridge · inane cartoon · mixed metaphors · say wha? · spelling and grammar police · u.k.