“not long before i left my previous job writing reviews of video games, i got this little gem from someone involved in the production of a game i didn’t exactly care for,” alex says. “game-makers bitching about reviews is nothing new, but rarely do they do it with as much sarcastic flair as this one […]
Entries Tagged as 'apostrophe abuse'
the fruitcake’s in the mail
April 15th, 2008 · 99 Comments
Tags: apostrophe abuse · e-mail · holiday spirit · sarcasm · thanks (but not really)
if we give up our exclamation points, the terrorists win!!!
January 30th, 2008 · 60 Comments
“the tiny sioux city, iowa airport had a jaw-droppingly comprehensive intro to what one could or could not take on board a plane,” reports timoni in san francisco, including actual sample-sized bottles of toiletries taped up, show-and-tell style. “the corker, though, was this vehement note near the end (which, yes, had a plastic QUART-SIZE BAG!!!!!!!!! […]
Tags: CAPS LOCK · airport · apostrophe abuse · exclamation-point happy! · sioux city · spelling and grammar police
so much for turning the other cheek
December 13th, 2007 · 137 Comments
thanks to sarah for capturing this delicious little slice of life from her christian college in illinois. (delicious like a quart of starbucks coffee almond fudge, not one measly little low-fat frappucino bar.)
related: but He took the wheel
Tags: apostrophe abuse · heart · ice cream · illinois · irregular capitalization · jesus · not-so-veiled threats · spelling and grammar police · touching · underlining · university · you call that punctuation? · you're like so going to hell
i’ve got my eye on you
November 27th, 2007 · 135 Comments
laura spotted this punchline of a note (”you know it’s time to move out when…”) at her apartment building in downtown brooklyn. or rather, her former apartment building.
it’s unclear whether the note-leaver was motivated by recent research suggesting that pictures of eyes may deter crime. meanwhile, kim documented a convenience store in worcester, massachusetts taking […]
Tags: CAPS LOCK · apostrophe abuse · brooklyn · massachusetts · more aggressive than passive · not-so-veiled threats · stealing · underlining · worcester
oh, shit!
November 11th, 2007 · 171 Comments
my own neighborhood of park slope, brooklyn has high concentrations of dogs, babies, crazies and bloggers, which makes for a heady brew of incredibly well-documented passive-aggressiveness. certain notes (like this long-running series) show up in my inbox over and over again. i’ve gotten various iterations of this note from no fewer than six different […]
Tags: apostrophe abuse · brooklyn · dogs · ellipses-crazed · exclamation-point happy! · irregular capitalization · saga · shit · underlining · unnecessary "quotation marks"