Entries Tagged as 'arkansas'

southern comfort

January 18th, 2009 · 121 Comments

though the issue might not be top of mind for sophisticated and urbane readership of this website, let this serve as your warning: should you find yourself in, say, fayetteville, arkansas (like melissa, a california transplant currently attending the u of a) you’ll soon realize how important it is to lay down the law with [...]

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Tags: all-staff e-mail · arkansas · baltimore · garbage · southern charm · spelling and grammar police · spitting

martyr complex much?

July 19th, 2007 · 78 Comments

sometimes, a little complaining is necessary.
(submitted by jeremiah in little rock, arkansas.)

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Tags: arkansas · cleaning · dishes · dogs · money · roommates · shit

p-e-t-t-y

July 3rd, 2007 · 40 Comments

tim is the night auditor at a hotel in fort smith, arkansas and hardly ever sees his bosses. instead, they communicate with him through charming memos like this one:

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Tags: arkansas · exclamation-point happy! · highlighter · sarcasm · spelling and grammar police