Entries Tagged as 'attire'

Are you there, Margaret? God, could you be any more disgusting?

September 20th, 2007 · 335 Comments

Mona in Los Angeles brings us this pair of notes from her high-rise Century City office building.  Says Mona, “Apparently my co-worker saw the panties at issue. My question is…who leaves their panties in the bathroom at work?  Who does that?”
My question: Why are we letting Paris and Britney off the hook? If they actually [...]

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Tags: "helpful" advice · CAPS LOCK · attire · bathroom · bodily fluids · cleaning · danger · excessive underlining · group bitchfest · hygiene · los angeles · office · that shit is disgusting

who would’ve thought? it figures

September 3rd, 2007 · 167 Comments

as it turns out, the internet isn’t the best place for the secret journal you don’t want your roommate to see. but for the other party involved, it certainly makes for some fascinating reading.

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Tags: a matter of taste · attire · blog · dishes · rhetorical question · roommates · sponges

don’t be stupid (thanks)

June 24th, 2007 · 47 Comments

dan in miami beach — who by the way knows a thing or two about roommate drama — bring us this sign from a clothing store in the gay mecca of wilton manors, florida. says dan: “sometimes, gay men are a little bitchy with each other.” (again, something he knows a bit about.)

(and seriously, sweetheart, [...]

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Tags: attire · florida · more aggressive than passive · pleasantries as afterthought · spelling and grammar police

the souls of our shoes

June 5th, 2007 · 27 Comments

this important safety message is brought to you from an anonymous worker at a call center in toronto…

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Tags: attire · danger · e-mail · kitchen · office · spelling and grammar police · toronto

a single unit

May 12th, 2007 · 34 Comments

At first glace, this notice  — from an auto shop somewhere between New York and Atlantic City — doesn’t seem to fit the criteria for a passive-aggressive note (observe the absence of faux niceties like “please” or “thanks!!!”), but the pseudo-helpful clarification (“this means pants + shirts as a single unit…”) helps inch it just [...]

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Tags: "helpful" advice · attire · jersey · obnoxious definition · office · whiteboard