mona in los angeles brings us this pair of notes from her high-rise century city office building. says mona, “apparently my co-worker saw the panties at issue. my question is…who leaves their panties in the bathroom at work? who does that?” my question: why are we letting paris and britney off [...]
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are you there, margaret? god, could you be any more disgusting?
September 20th, 2007 · 333 Comments
Tags: "helpful" advice · CAPS LOCK · attire · bathroom · bodily fluids · cleaning · danger · excessive underlining · group bitchfest · hygiene · los angeles · office · that shit is disgusting
who would’ve thought? it figures
September 3rd, 2007 · 160 Comments
as it turns out, the internet isn’t the best place for the secret journal you don’t want your roommate to see. but for the other party involved, it certainly makes for some fascinating reading.
Tags: a matter of taste · attire · blog · dishes · rhetorical question · roommates · sponges
don’t be stupid (thanks)
June 24th, 2007 · 47 Comments
dan in miami beach — who by the way knows a thing or two about roommate drama — bring us this sign from a clothing store in the gay mecca of wilton manors, florida. says dan: “sometimes, gay men are a little bitchy with each other.” (again, something he knows a bit about.)
(and seriously, sweetheart, [...]
Tags: attire · florida · more aggressive than passive · pleasantries as afterthought · spelling and grammar police
the souls of our shoes
June 5th, 2007 · 27 Comments
this important safety message is brought to you from an anonymous worker at a call center in toronto…
Tags: attire · danger · e-mail · kitchen · office · spelling and grammar police · toronto
a single unit
May 12th, 2007 · 32 Comments
from an auto shop somewhere between new york and atlantic city…
at first glace, this doesn’t seem to fit the criteria for a true passive-aggressive note — observe the absence of faux niceties like “please” or “thanks!!!”– but the pseudo-helpful clarification (”this means pants + shirts as a single unit…”) help inch it just over the [...]
Tags: "helpful" advice · attire · jersey · office · whiteboard

