Entries Tagged as 'bathroom'

stop! in the name of clip art

April 15th, 2008 · 76 Comments

like this phrase, there are a few irritating little pieces of clip art that keep popping up in submissions over and over again. hovering somewhere near the top of most-wanted list is this pouty little white-gloved dandy.
from the factories of pittsburgh…

…to the cube-farms of virginia, this perspiring misanthrope has been spreading his message of intolerance […]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · above and beyond · bathroom · boston · clip art catastrophe · exclamation-point happy! · gloriously redundant · neighbors · office fridge · pittsburgh

just trying to “keep austin weird”

April 8th, 2008 · 130 Comments

sure, those luxury condos going up all over downtown austin might look pretty, but if you’re like, “dude, enough of this corporate bullshit!” our anonymous austin submitter says her building offers plenty of exciting local color you won’t find in those glass-and-steel towers. perks include: 1) the building’s property manager, a character known for his […]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · all clogged up · austin · landlord · toilet

why i hate miami, exhibit a

April 6th, 2008 · 67 Comments

the fact that nightclubs have to post notes like this one:
 
(thanks to jeff in new york for passing along!)
related: going up?

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Tags: actually totally reasonable · bathroom · florida · miami · not so much passive-aggressive · urinal · vomit

i’m pregnant…what’s your excuse?

March 23rd, 2008 · 95 Comments

amanda in fairhaven, mass. recently took her sister-in-law in for an ultrasound appointment, and she was a little frightened by this sign. (it was posted in three places inside and outside the restroom.)

related: bun — er, pizza in the oven

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Tags: bathroom · exclamation-point happy! · massachusetts · piss · preggers

when you can’t blame the dog

March 6th, 2008 · 122 Comments

spotted by maureen in cincinnati, ohio…

(actually, just kidding — it’s from a conference center in dayton. but how awesome would that be?)
related: blame it on coke

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Tags: bathroom · dayton · ohio · passing the buck · smell