what’s employee morale like inside yahoo’s sunnyvale headquarters, you might ask, amid all the chatter about coming layoffs, the possible microsoft takeover, and everything else? well, according to one anonymous yahoo! employee, in the toilet would be one place to look.
says our yahoo! tipster: “first they took away our right to stand on the toilets. [...]
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yahoo! in the toilet? read the writing on the wall.
April 27th, 2008 · 50 Comments
Tags: CAPS LOCK · california · group bitchfest · office · raging against the machine · saga · silicon valley · toilet · yahoo
stop! in the name of clip art
April 15th, 2008 · 78 Comments
like this phrase, there are a few irritating little pieces of clip art that keep popping up in submissions over and over again. hovering somewhere near the top of most-wanted list is this pouty little white-gloved dandy.
from the factories of pittsburgh…
…to the cube-farms of virginia, this perspiring misanthrope has been spreading his message of intolerance [...]
Tags: CAPS LOCK · bathroom · boston · clip art catastrophe · exclamation-point happy! · gloriously redundant · neighbors · office fridge · pittsburgh
just trying to “keep austin weird”
April 8th, 2008 · 132 Comments
sure, those luxury condos going up all over downtown austin might look pretty, but if you’re like, “dude, enough of this corporate bullshit!” our anonymous austin submitter says her building offers plenty of exciting local color you won’t find in those glass-and-steel towers. perks include: 1) the building’s property manager, a character known for his [...]
Tags: CAPS LOCK · all clogged up · austin · landlord · toilet
why i hate miami, exhibit a
April 6th, 2008 · 67 Comments
the fact that nightclubs have to post notes like this one:
(thanks to jeff in new york for passing along!)
related: going up?
Tags: actually totally reasonable · bathroom · florida · miami · not so much passive-aggressive · vomit
maybe you should switch to body wash?
March 31st, 2008 · 85 Comments
at least that would make the roommate situation a little less hairy…
related: losing lisa
Tags: hair · hygiene · roommates · san diego · shower · that shit is disgusting
if you needed an excuse to skip the gym today
March 28th, 2008 · 98 Comments
well, our anonymous contributor in pompano beach, florida has one for you.
he explains: “i keep a gym membership just so that i can feel good about my financial commitment to my health — not so much for the actual health benefits per se. i hadn’t been to the gym in at least two months when [...]
Tags: actually totally reasonable · florida · gym · shit · shower · that shit is disgusting · that's unsanitary

