Alexandra and her best friend David were thrift-store shopping in Memphis, Tennessee when they spotted this sign (in the restroom, this time…not the fitting room).
What I love about this one is that, unlike most of its kind, this notice doesn’t issue any kind of directive (e.g. “Hey nitwits, don’t flush the merchandise!!!”), nor does it [...]
Entries Tagged as 'toilet'
Just, you know, [TMI] FYI
March 5th, 2010 · 75 Comments
Tags: TMI · retail hell · spelling and grammar police · tennessee · toilet
A foreign policy allegory?
January 24th, 2010 · 86 Comments
The long arm of Uncle Sam has extended all the way up to this roommate squabble in Peterborough, Ontario.
“The note on the right,” our submitter says, “is is written by a roommate who (as you can see) does not recognize the hypocrisy of calling someone out for being passive-aggressive in her own passive-aggressive note.”
related: Are [...]
Tags: canada · ontario · rebuttals · roommates · toilet
Oh, I’m curious all right
January 14th, 2010 · 120 Comments
The curious note was posted in the women’s bathroom of New Orleans City Hall…leaving many unanswered questions behind.
Mad Libs, anyone?
related: blame it on Dayton
Tags: CAPS LOCK · New Orleans · malapropism · spelling and grammar police · toilet
This time, management has gone too far.
December 10th, 2009 · 191 Comments
Sure, we’ve seen notices like this one before…although they’re usually from parts of the world with much more questionable plumbing than you’d find (as Jason did) in Northern Virginia.
But this doozy, spotted by Dana at a local coffee shop in Canada, is a first.
related: Comrades, take notice!
Tags: and that's an order · big brother-ish · now that's management · toilet
Worst. Metaphor. Ever.
November 29th, 2009 · 95 Comments
Based on the evidence below, I’d say one of John’s male coworkers in Sydney, Australia has taken “holiday spirit” too far. Way, way, too far.
related: sprinkles are for cupcakes
Tags: bathroom · clip art catastrophe · holiday spirit · sydney · toilet
Poseidon’s a pervert
November 11th, 2009 · 119 Comments
Francesca in Boston spotted this posted in a bathroom on Santorini in Greece. “Because of the island’s old-fashioned plumbing, many bathrooms had similar notes, but only this one had the implied threat of sexual harassment by a Sea God.”
Honestly, though, it’s the awesomely unnecessary 80s-power-suit clip art in this notice — spotted by Taryn in [...]
Tags: clip art catastrophe · toilet
five reasons to be glad you’re not a plumber
September 29th, 2009 · 142 Comments
1. Spotted by Trevor in Richmond, Virginia
2. From Karen in Chicago
3. Spotted by Eli in Kauai
4. from Miller Peterson in Japan
And lastly, a beloved classic from the world-class RunBarbara (and of course, THX SANDRA)
related: with a chainsaw?
2 notes, 1 cupcake
August 28th, 2009 · 90 Comments
This restroom sign from Baton Rouge, Louisiana manages to combine variations on two of the genre’s most irritating cliches — the rhyme that must be flushed and the clip art that must be stopped…with some additional ridiculous floral clip art thrown in for good measure.
And yet, somehow, this note manages to offend me even more. [...]
Tags: bathroom · clip art catastrophe · exclamation-point happy! · spelling and grammar police · toilet
Is drawing with MS Paint ever really necessary?
August 2nd, 2009 · 116 Comments
I didn’t think office sign illustration could get more gratuitous than this guy, but then Corinna in Seattle came through with this.
(Add a few hand-drawn penises and you’ve got yourself a Perez Hilton special!)
related: maybe next time you should try power point?
Tags: bathroom · office · piss · toilet · unnecessary illustration
if she were really passive-aggressive, she’d get the fence secretly electrified
May 18th, 2009 · 169 Comments
Writes Chris in Riverside, California: “My friend Eric essentially has a LAN center in his garage. Cigarettes and energy drinks are the diet of choice and we (usually 5 to 7 people lanning there at any given time) piss on his fence so we don’t flush the toilet too many times over the evening. He [...]
Tags: actually totally reasonable · california · moms & dads · piss · smoking · toilet
and yet…the pink flowers?
March 29th, 2009 · 81 Comments
writes our anonymous submitter in hartford, connecticut: “we’re not much for posting notes in our restroom at work., so the situation must have been pretty dire for someone to go to the trouble to craft this one.”
i appreciate the initial sentiment here — i really do. this website has already condemned the cutesy rhyme that [...]
Tags: bathroom · clip art catastrophe · disgruntled janitor · exclamation-point happy! · inappropriate word EMPHASIS · irregular capitalization · office · piss · stealing · toilet
the case for single-sex toilets
March 17th, 2009 · 139 Comments
“in the staff area of our library, there is a single-stall, co-ed bathroom,” says our anonymous submitter in berkeley, california. everyone got along okay, more or less, until recently, when one of the library’s male employees “left quite a mess behind.” then a female coworker responded with the note below.
and then, well, the lines were [...]
Tags: CAPS LOCK · battle of the sexes · berkeley · california · clip art catastrophe · fed-up librarian · office · toilet
how many wonders can one cavern hold?
February 4th, 2009 · 132 Comments
after 55 years, the north shore music theatre in beverly, mass. is closing its doors, terrance writes, “and i wanted to preserve the rich history of notes and art that have accumulated over the years.” first up: this artistic series from the intern lounge. (sidenote: intern lounge?!)
related: i’ll tell you what’s classy, though
Tags: art · massachusetts · odor · shit · toilet
to flush or not to flush
January 8th, 2009 · 141 Comments
this first note was posted in the bathroom of the gay pride center in new brunswick, new jersey; the second, in the bathroom of the rhode island department of health in providence.
i’d probably recommend steering clear of the kitchen sinks at both facilities.
related: a filthy hap pit
Tags: CAPS LOCK · all clogged up · bathroom · garbage · jersey · providence · toilet · wtf?
with a chainsaw?
December 30th, 2008 · 69 Comments
spotted at a local restaurant by kevin in boston…
Tags: anthropomorphism · boston · toilet
hi kids, it’s your old pal, fluffy!
December 20th, 2008 · 108 Comments
once upon a time, our anonymous submitter informs us, a plucky young fellow who goes by the name “fluffy fox” found his way onto the walls of this underutilized florida dorm shower. as an avid personal hygiene enthusiast, fluffy has always been all too willing to provide grime-infested student bodies with his full rundown of [...]
Tags: bathroom · florida · hygiene · shower · toilet · university
The rhyme that must be flushed
December 9th, 2008 · 196 Comments
Apparently, sayeth google analytics, the oh-so-clever phrase “if you sprinkle when you tinkle” is one of the most common search terms that leads people to this little website. (Sorry to disappoint you, folks — no cross-stitch patterns to be found here.)
So, um, yeah…I’m gonna go curl up the fetal position and die now. I’ll leave [...]
Tags: CAPS LOCK · bathroom · ellipses-crazed · highlighter · toilet
The most disgusting thing
October 30th, 2008 · 122 Comments
Says filly in New York: “I think it’s safe the assume the writer is neither a) an English major or b) a feminist.”
related: more from the frontlines of post-post feminism
Tags: CAPS LOCK · bathroom · exclamation-point happy! · hygiene · new york · office · spelling and grammar police · that shit is disgusting · toilet · university
a filthy hap pit
September 23rd, 2008 · 206 Comments
reports daikiki in redwood city, california: “two days after this note was slipped under the door of every apartment in the building, a second one appeared informing the tenants that said property manager was no longer employed as such.”
related: a deep-seated issue
Tags: "up for debate" · all clogged up · california · clearly a non-native english-speaker · toilet · wtf?
the xenophobic toilet
September 8th, 2008 · 59 Comments
our anonymous submitter in helsinki, finland says this note has been in every stall in the women’s restroom at her office for as long as she’s worked there.
puzzlingly, she says, “most all the women who work here are native speakers of finnish, so i’m not sure why the note is mainly in english.” (nor is [...]
Tags: CAPS LOCK · all clogged up · anthropomorphism · finland · helsinki · office · toilet
signed with a glasgow kiss
August 12th, 2008 · 107 Comments
rodti and laura elizabeth spotted these charming examples of local scottish color outside an internet cafe in glasgow’s west end.
meanwhile, a grocery story elsewhere in glasgow displays a similar plea for clemency…one that seems intended for a similar clientele.
related: blame it on coke
extra credit: buckfast tonic wine [wikipedia]
the worst toilet in scotland [youtube]
Tags: "customer service" · CAPS LOCK · apostrophe abuse · exclamation-point happy! · glasgow · irregular capitalization · it's not my fault · pure poetry · spelling and grammar police · toilet · u.k.
massive canine infestation
August 5th, 2008 · 215 Comments
this notice was spotted by tom from cambridge, england in “the tiniest little toilet in my college hall” — so tiny, he says, there’s “barely enough room to fit a dog in there if you tried.” (but a few raw steaks? perhaps!)
(massive canine infestation: sharing the stage with the light brown apple moth debacle at [...]
Tags: CAPS LOCK · bathroom · cambridge · food · fun with malapropisms · say wha? · toilet · u.k. · university · vermin
scatological poetry slam
July 22nd, 2008 · 221 Comments
given the highly intellectual discussions this site’s commenters have become known for, it seems safe to assume that the question “how are we to judge poetry?” is one that you, dear reader, have no doubt pondered on many an occasion, along with other more academic concerns such as the proper resting state of the toilet [...]
Tags: canada · illinois · odor · office · toilet · toronto
a deep-seated issue
July 17th, 2008 · 621 Comments
marcus in leicester, u.k. found this stuck to the lid of the toilet by one of his housemates. “i’d understand if it was the seat,” he says, “but the lid?”
i’m with marcus, here — i don’t think this is some kind of dear abby “does the toilet paper go over or under?” type issue. is [...]
Tags: "helpful" advice · "up for debate" · etiquette · leicester · toilet · u.k.
TMI all around
June 23rd, 2008 · 119 Comments
daniel in new york spotted this note (and the follow-up) on the door of his soho office building’s restroom — “a nice single seater with a window.” adds daniel: “i understand the sentiment — my sphincter locks up like a vise with any distraction. but i do hope that the large white area on the [...]
Tags: TMI · bathroom · cell phone · new york · noise · office · toilet

