Shaun in Austin spotted this mysterious complaint in the men’s room at his office. (Apparently all of the males employed there are very, very sensitive.)
Entries Tagged as 'toilet'
January 24th, 2012 · 59 Comments
January 12th, 2012 · 55 Comments
This is what you get when you mess with us:
In other words: You’re a creep. You’re a weirdo. What the hell are you doing here? You don’t belong here!
(Thanks to Bonnie from North Carolina, Eric in California, and Paperback Writer in Pittsburgh for their submissions!)
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December 30th, 2011 · 39 Comments
From the ladies’ room…
And the men’s room…
And the men’s room, one day later…
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November 15th, 2011 · 131 Comments
Writes Erica in New York: “I don’t think this woman is aware that the aggressive automatic flush makes water splash all over the toilet seats…but she’s obviously very angry.”
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September 13th, 2011 · 44 Comments
You might think that the writer of nearly a dozen couplets on toilet etiquette would include at least one variation on the sprinkle/tinkle theme, but apparently the poet at work in this Nassau County government building doesn’t go for in that sort of cliché.
But wouldn’t you know it? As Nicole from New York City reports, “The toilet seat in question was covered in ‘sprinkle‘ and absolutely disgusting.”
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July 5th, 2011 · 63 Comments
I get that you’re trying to make a point here, lady…but…really?
(And if you just had to go go there, you could have least written, “Always put the toilet back down.” Just sayin’.)
May 30th, 2011 · 39 Comments
Beth in London says this is only the most recent in a series of sad/hungry/angry household items created by one of her flatmates. “We’re all fairly disorganised,” she admits, “but one guy, possibly fearful of confrontation, prefers to avoid addressing any issues directly.”
Adds Beth: “A loo-roll holder with eyes is not a very appealing bathroom companion, by the way.”
Meanwhile, elsewhere in the United Kingdom, one of Emma’s flatmates decided to take a similarly cartoonish approach to their toilet troubles.
May 24th, 2011 · 53 Comments
I don’t really want to know what “cigarette ashes” is supposed to mean in this context…
…but hey, look what I found on the Internets!
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April 25th, 2011 · 34 Comments
From Jake in Richmond…another one for the “WTF?” files.
March 30th, 2011 · 74 Comments
Our submitter in Huntsville, Alabama says one of her male co-workers shared this note from the men’s restroom at their office. “And yes,” she says, “we really do work for NASA.”
By the way, if you’re traveling to Indonesia any time soon, you can pick up some papier-mâché materials of your very own!
extra credit: Mary Roach explains “fecal decapitation” and other toilet issues astronauts encounter in space [thedailyshow.com]