Entries Tagged as 'beer'

dear assholes,

October 3rd, 2008 · 104 Comments

i think we’ve received some of your mail by mistake. just wanted to pass these along! xoxo, PAN

related: arrivederci, asshole

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Tags: "customer service" · anthropomorphism · beer · garbage · god · parking · stealing

roommate fumes; unilever marketing execs rejoice

February 3rd, 2008 · 66 Comments

curse as much as you want, dude: you’re still bitching about body wash. (personally, that’s what i’d call a gamekiller.)

related: i swear this isn’t some sort of stealth viral marketing campaign

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Tags: beer · brooklyn · new york · stealing · whiteboard

vaguely hostile hostel

September 6th, 2007 · 138 Comments

frequent troublemaker team cassandra sends us a dispatch from her trip to old montreal. the charmant hostel she stayed in had 32 hostelers, two bathrooms, one kitchen, lots of awkward signage, and an overall vibe of, “i’ve said this 10, 000 times and i’m not saying it again.”

plus….

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Tags: bathroom · bathtub · beer · canada · excessive underlining · francais · montreal · opening/closing · smiley · strangers · transliteration