Entries Tagged as 'diet coke'

And Jesus said “oh, snap!”

September 7th, 2009 · 135 Comments

Another sign of the times: Nick in Tampa, Florida says the sodas in his small office used to be free, but now they cost 50 cents. And yet, Nick says, “when they’re left out unguarded and unsecured, naturally, people steal them.” 
Eventually, one coworker thought instilling the fear of god would make for a good theft-deterrent…which [...]

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Tags: diet coke · jesus · office · oh snap · stealing · tampa

Nutranot-so-sweet

July 27th, 2009 · 196 Comments

Writes Emily in Austin: “In the notewriter’s defense, this machine has also given me regular Coke when I have pressed ‘Coke Zero’ on many an occasion,  so when I saw this note, I thought I had figured it out. If I wanted Coke Zero, I just had to push the button for regular Coke. (I [...]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · coke · diet coke · pleasantries as afterthought · vending · you're like so going to hell