as the vilification of outback-bread-eating michelle shows, the passive-aggressive notes community has no mercy for the unrepentant food thief.
in fact, screw repentance — we’re out for revenge.
beyond simple note-leaving, one of most popular tactics for dealing with thieves seems to be the “if i can’t have it, nobody can” approach: [...]

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explains jdb: “the blue note went up first, then we hired a bunch of contractors. the red note went up shortly after that.”

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exhibit a, from lindsay in burbank:

says the author of post-it #2: “the next day, she added a note that said, ‘keep eating my sushi and you’re going to find out!’”
and exhibit b, from jason in new haven:

(to the left, the original note. to the right, the response.)
if you’re guessing these guys are engineers, you’re not [...]

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this note is like the teenager who manages to contain themselves long enough to grudgingly recite a lengthy mandated apology, but then can’t resist turning around and giving the finger afterwards…or the perky flight attendant who finally cracks when the drunk fat guy hits the call button again at the end of a long flight. [...]

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this fiendishly funny note comes to us courtesy of jennifer in philly, who does not condone the theft of bottled water of any kind.

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from william, who notes: “sadly, management thought this was too severe, so it was replaced with a long whiny treatise on coffee etiquette.”

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