If you missed it, Act 1 is where this saga begins. Here, we see Richard G. Sell’s frustration grow to a fever pitch…
And it continues with Act 3…
Entries Tagged as 'bodily fluids'
The Mad Bomber, Act 2: Please stay seated during the entire performance
May 23rd, 2007 · 34 Comments
Tags: "helpful" advice · exclamation-point happy!!!! · gym · not-so-veiled threats · shit · toilet
The Mad Bomber, Act 1: “Sorry about the language”
May 22nd, 2007 · 36 Comments
I don’t want to oversell this, but the following series of three signs (sent in by a health-club patron who wishes to remain nameless) just became my new all-time favorite. I love so many things about Richard G. Sells’s first masterpiece (below) that I don’t even know where to begin.
![Twice someone has crapped all over the wall, back of the toilet, under the toilet, on the seat, under the seat, and on the floor without getting any of the crap in the toilet stool [sic] itself.](http://farm1.static.flickr.com/206/510292393_af8844e94d_o.jpg "Twice someone has crapped all over the wall, back of the toilet, under the toilet, on the seat, under the seat, and on the floor without getting any of the crap in the toilet stool [sic] itself.")
The best part, I think, might be the Freudian slip mid-way through (“…without getting any of the crap in the toilet stool itself.”)
Tags: "helpful" advice · bathroom · exclamation-point happy!!!! · gym · most popular notes of 2007 · not-so-veiled threats · p.s. · shit
Some legionnaire’s idea of epigrammatic wit
May 21st, 2007 · 10 Comments
I realize this example (from outside the American Legion HQ in Park Slope, Brooklyn) is not so much “passive-aggressive” as it is “crazy,” but it tickles me too much not to post. The little species/feces couplet has been painted over and re-written at least twice, so obviously I’m not the only one who appreciated it.
You can’t tell from these photos, but this little storefront stands as one of the few bastions on Fifth Avenue that the armies of invading gentrifiers couldn’t take down with their industrial-size nozzles of mrs. meyer’s and turn into a precious little bakery selling organic dog cupcakes. While I was taking these photos a man in a lawn chair was either yelling at me to stop or trying to sell me a ratty old suitcase.
Tags: Brooklyn · crazypants · exclamation-point happy!!!! · garbage · more aggressive than passive · Park Slope · shit
That shit is disrespectful.
May 20th, 2007 · 51 Comments
Mike gets the last word in this exchange.
Tags: bathroom · Baton Rouge · meta · piss · roommates · that's disrespectful · toilet
Now you’re just bringing it on yourself, don’t you think?
May 20th, 2007 · 8 Comments
Tags: Brooklyn · dogs · garbage · neighbors · Park Slope · shit · smiley
What is it about dog shit that pushes Brooklynites over the edge?
May 18th, 2007 · 25 Comments
Wesh snapped this a few years back in Red Hook, Brooklyn, while walking from his brother’s rehearsal dinner to the after-party bar.
Says Wesh: “What gets me are the flags. Why flags?”
(How bougie does Park Slope’s version look in comparison?)
Tags: Brooklyn · dogs · more aggressive than passive · shit
Have a nice day
May 13th, 2007 · 6 Comments
The latest in a series previously documented here and here…right across the street from my Park Slope apartment.
Update: Another one!
related: The Pooper Stooper
Tags: dogs · neighbors · Park Slope · shit · smiley
