funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people

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• Oh for cod's sake. I don't have time to deal with this carp. I'm fin-ished, and you're all a bunch of bass-tards.
  
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  Sorry. I guess I really can't resist a good line.

    — Lita

   
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  • It’s a great day…to move out of the house! (7)
    • Bec: I grew up in a home like this. This behaviour does not have to be passed from one generation to the next. My...
    • Lita: That is a bit sad, although I suppose I can see both sides of it. Some people aren’t real big on the...
    • kermit: It’s not necessarily sad; it can also be a cultural thing. If you go to Eastern European countries you...
    • Poltergeist: I’ve never understood parents who find it difficult to tell their own children that they love them.
    • Poltergeist: Birthday cards are always the perfect place to point out your child’s flaws and make excuses for...
   
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