Entries Tagged as 'shit'
Writes our submitter in Montreal: “I’m fortunate to live upstairs from my mom, who cleans my apartment when I’m busy with projects.” Recently, however, mom declared a litter-box boycott, as she explains in the note below.
related: My cat-shit crazy neighbor
extra credit: reddit.com/r/catsareassholes
Tags: cats · shit
Our submitter says this note (and the accompanying response) was posted in the ladies restroom of a busy medical complex in Florida.
Tags: Florida · office · rebuttals · shit · toilet
Writes Joanna in Pennsylvania: “Following (apparently) more than one incident in which a customer relieved themselves in the stand-up tanning booths in my town, this signage was posted in every tanning booth. Because, ya know, people need to be reminded to not just randomly crap themselves every time they get naked.”
Adds Joanna: ” Yes, I asked an employee and the incidents in question involved #2!” If it makes you feel any better, Joanna, it turns out your problem is far from unique to south central PA.
related: On preparing a hide for tanning
Tags: Pennsylvania · shit · that's unsanitary
So…what is it about the Minnesota suburbs that makes the idea of killing someone’s pet the height of hilarity?
At least in Seattle they try to be a bit poetic about it.
(Thanks to Scott, Karen, and Sarah for submitting!)
related: You forgot something!
Tags: dogs · neighbors · shit
Although John in Oklahoma City is used to the office bathroom being papered with commentary from his coworkers, he found the imagery of this note to be…especially vivid.
related: A diarrhea only toilet?
Tags: office · Oklahoma · shit · toilet
So, this happened.
And Dani in Texas…thanks for sharing?
related: A nasty twist on “Man Bites Dog”
extra credit: Nance Bodean’s Guide to Power Walking [youtube]
Tags: p.s. · shit · Texas
Writes our submitter in Alabama: “After the both men’s rooms in our office suffered from some serious anal explosions, our boss sent around an accusatory email,” which everyone in the office assumed was directed toward a particular coworker, Dan. “Dan vehemently maintains his innocence,” our submitter says, “and in an effort to ‘prove’ it, he posted this note above one of the desecrated toilets.”
related: A diarrhea-only toilet?
Tags: all clogged up · not-so-veiled threats · office · shit · toilet
Today’s special comes to us from New York City, at the entrance to the building’s roof deck. (Just in time for summer, when the entire city already smells like urine and garbage!)
Meanwhile, Jenny spotted this outside a three-story office building in Vancouver, B.C.
related: Dear Bob, please do not pee out your bedroom window
Tags: dogs · ellipses-crazed · New York · newspaper · noise · piss · shit
As it turns out, a surprisingly large number of American apartment buildings are pachyderm-friendly. (It’s the owners that are the problem, of course.)
related: How now, Mad Cow?
Tags: neighbors · noise · shit
Our submitter spotted this twist on a well-worn trope in the Potrero Hill neighborhood of San Francisco.
related: Do you know these dogs???
Tags: dogs · love & marriage · San Francisco · shit