Entries Tagged as 'bold underlined italics'

The Munchkins are restless.

January 25th, 2010 · 96 Comments

“Our department head thought we should be be bringing in doughnuts more often,” says our anonymous submitter in Illinois. One of the department’s “severely underpaid” underlings, meanwhile, thought otherwise.

UPDATE: For those of you asking “But where’s the ridiculous clip art?!” I bring you this rather dashing toreador/sheriff (as spotted by Mel in the break room [...]

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Tags: bold underlined italics · bullet points · coffee · exclamation-point happy! · food · illinois · now that's management · office · raging against the machine · rebuttals · spelling and grammar police

(Don’t Fear) The Creeper

January 3rd, 2010 · 168 Comments

I live in an apartment complex where most people know each other and are generally on good terms,” says Jin in California…or so he thought. As it turns out, there’s a pool of bold-underlined-all-caps-highlighted frustration simmering (oh-so-hilariously) just below the surface.

related: be more private with yourself

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · bold underlined italics · california · double-entendre alert · highlighter · holiday spirit · neighbors · non-apology apology · not-so-veiled threats · oops? · rebuttals · sad face · sex sex sex

Really professional, for real.

December 27th, 2009 · 56 Comments

Writes our (only slightly embittered) submitter in Connecticut: “My coworker works the receiving department in a car parts warehouse. Even though he works in a warehouse he likes to pretend he works in an office by sitting at his workstation all day working on ‘problems.’ He put this up because apparently people actually doing work [...]

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Tags: bold underlined italics · noise · spelling and grammar police

where angels fear to spit

February 13th, 2008 · 70 Comments

from an anonymous heathen in washington, d.c.:

related: it must have been a pretty big bite

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Tags: bold underlined italics · d.c. · exclamation-point happy! · neighbors · smoking · spelling and grammar police · spitting

What, no highlighting?

November 26th, 2007 · 107 Comments

Our anonymous submitter in Dearborn, Michigan spotted this gem in a women’s restroom at her office of “several hundred financial and information technology professionals” — perhaps the future workplace of a “trifling” young UC-Berkeley student?

related: I think it’s going to be a long long time

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · bold underlined italics · comma diarrhea · exclamation-point happy! · hair · hygiene · michigan · office