PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » burying the lead http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Love is a mixed-signals tape http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/08/25/love-is-a-mixed-signals-tape/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/08/25/love-is-a-mixed-signals-tape/#comments Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:49:14 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=11370 Based on this Valentine — found by Matthew at his share house in London — I am citing Jane with a serious “misuse of mixtape” violation. (And “by the way,” talk about burying the lead!)

Jane, minxes like you are what keep the Seth Cohen/Landry Clarks of the world pining away for the unattainable Summer Roberts/Tyra Collettes of the world instead of making a go of it with the smart, punky, emotionally available girl with cute glasses who is so clearly the better choice. I reserve judgment on Gareth only because this note was found abandoned in a share house he no longer lives in, rather than being pressed into a scrapbook somewhere. Let’s hope he’s moved on from his infatuation with this unemployed little cock-tease.

Sorry, I don't actually fancy you, by the way! Have a nice day! Love, Jane

related: Textbook Dmitri

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