Entries Tagged as 'los angeles'

Gee, that’ll show ’em

November 17th, 2009 · 94 Comments

Exhibit a) The “urban” example, from the Silver Lake neighborhood of L.A…

Exhibit b) The equally ineffectual suburban cousin of exhibit a, from “a quiet, small community in San Diego where the residents are basically all over 50.”

related: bleak house

[Read more →]

Tags: california · garbage · graffiti · los angeles · questionable logic · san diego

spit & vinegar

May 3rd, 2009 · 196 Comments

Writes Matt in Los Angeles: “I went to get some of the 2% milk I keep in our communal work fridge for my coffee, and BAM! — front and center was this lovely.”

related: and I’m singing “uh oh” on a Friday night

[Read more →]

Tags: heart · los angeles · office fridge · rebuttals · spitting · thanks (but not really)

southern california: it’s hard out here for a goth

February 24th, 2009 · 68 Comments

jennifer in echo park admits that she stole this note under the cover of night, (she found it stuck with silver electrical tape to the back of a battered electrician’s work truck) BUT, she contends, ” i would never ever steal someone’s leather pants (out of their truck). i am not a monster.”

meanwhile, claudia’s friend [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: california · guilt trip · los angeles · retail hell · stealing

oh, sure, blame it on the housekeeper

February 20th, 2009 · 73 Comments

says corrine in los angeles: “i walked into my friends’ building and saw these posted ALL OVER.” (trifling much?)

related: come get some

[Read more →]

Tags: "accidental" "borrowing" · excessive underlining · laundry · los angeles · stealing

desperately seeking closure

January 6th, 2009 · 83 Comments

nate’s sister heather found this note (written on a bus schedule) outside their house in los angeles. “i’d like to think dan took a bus to surprise roberto, only to be given the cold shoulder,” nate says , but we can only speculate about the nature of dan’s attitude towards the future of this relationship [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: frenemies · los angeles · that's cool (but not really)

putting the “X” in “X-mas”

December 29th, 2008 · 88 Comments

“My family moved out of the house we grew up in seven years ago, and our old neighbor sent us this Christmas card,” writes Gloria in Los Angeles. (Gloria herself seems to have made a particularly strong impression.)

Meanwhile, in Providence, R.I., Jessica’s aunt seems to be doing her best to put the “X” in “X-mas.”

related: [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: "forgot" · family · holiday spirit · los angeles · neighbors · signed with love

and a happy halloween to you, too

October 31st, 2008 · 92 Comments

spotted by lange from cambridge, mass. while campaigning for obama in new hampshire. says lange: “decided against bugging them with our political spiel. (we assumed they were obama supporters anyway.)”

meanwhile, corporate belt-tightening isn’t going over so well with the office grunts this halloween.  “this was the response to the environment/holiday committee’s lack of halloween candy [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: New Hampshire · holiday spirit · los angeles · office · oregon · party planning committee

sincerely, mr. ed

July 15th, 2008 · 135 Comments

our anonymous submitter in california — pleading innocence — says she was singled-out with this note in a barn that houses 60 other horses and their hay.

this note’s lack of obvious sitcom-ish puns — with the exception of “breeding good vibes” — makes me think that maybe i’ve been doing this too long…or perhaps that [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: i'm telling on you! · karma's a bitch · los angeles · stealing

a friend of a friend is our enemy

February 7th, 2008 · 83 Comments

tina is los angeles didn’t have any problem with her roommate’s friend couchsurfing at their apartment for a month, but both she and her roomie started to get irked when the friend started inviting other friends to stay over — and then kept doing it, even after the roomie expressly asked her not to. “the [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: excessive underlining · los angeles · not-so-veiled threats · pleasantries as afterthought · roommates

And what’s your Christmas wish?

December 20th, 2007 · 105 Comments

Two heartwarming notes brimming with compassion and holiday cheer!

related: a holiday wish

[Read more →]

Tags: boulder · dogs · heartwarming compassion · holiday spirit · los angeles · piss · pleasantries as afterthought · the homeless

Blame it on Coke

December 6th, 2007 · 163 Comments

Casey from Shreveport, Louisiana spotted this on the Coke machine in the office break room. she clarifies: “Henry G.’s comment is in reference to the increase in price, not Katie’s wanting more Coke Zero.”

Meanwhile, Breanna in L.A. saw this somewhat amusing notice in a liquor store on the corner of Hollywood and Wine. (“Did someone [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: coke · group bitchfest · it's not my fault · los angeles · office · raging against the machine · say wha? · shreveport · spelling and grammar police · vending

the jake issues

November 5th, 2007 · 184 Comments

says our anonymous contributor from los angeles: “this is page three (!) of a three-page letter of complaints from my wife’s (ex) office manager to the heads of the company.” apparently one of her coworkers, jake, merited his own page. (no word on how this went over with the bosses.)
click to enlarge!

[Read more →]

Tags: bullet points · flatulence · food · los angeles · loud talker · noise · that shit is disgusting

Going up?

October 2nd, 2007 · 52 Comments

Anna brings us this charitable little note from the her apartment building in London, Ontario.
“Anytime Stan” — proof that Canadians really are the nicest people on earth?

Meanwhile, in Milwaukee…

And lastly, a vaguely dadaist interpretation, in what very well may be another one of L.A.’s elevator-cum-film sets.

related: cross-country elevator action

[Read more →]

Tags: CAPS LOCK · canada · elevator · ellipses-crazed · los angeles · milwaukee · neighbors · ontario · p.s. · vomit

Are you there, Margaret? God, could you be any more disgusting?

September 20th, 2007 · 335 Comments

Mona in Los Angeles brings us this pair of notes from her high-rise Century City office building.  Says Mona, “Apparently my co-worker saw the panties at issue. My question is…who leaves their panties in the bathroom at work?  Who does that?”
My question: Why are we letting Paris and Britney off the hook? If they actually [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: "helpful" advice · CAPS LOCK · attire · bathroom · bodily fluids · cleaning · danger · excessive underlining · group bitchfest · hygiene · los angeles · office · that shit is disgusting

Do the rest of us a favor

June 19th, 2007 · 89 Comments

Looks like both the Mad Bomber and Richard G. Sells have West-coast counterparts:

Grossed out? Yeah, me too. Blame Gregory in Los Angeles for documenting this one (!!!)
related: The Mad Bomber, Act 1: “Sorry about the language”

[Read more →]

Tags: CAPS LOCK · die bitch die · ellipses-crazed · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy! · group bitchfest · los angeles · more aggressive than passive · office · piss · shit · that shit is disgusting · toilet

some suggestions for the comfort of your guest

June 19th, 2007 · 55 Comments

first, i’ll let stephanie in los angeles explain the context for this one: “after a night of drinking, i let a friend of mine crash with me at my apartment. this friend, who does have her own apartment in the city, left with me in the morning, yet i still received this email from my [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: "helpful" advice · e-mail · los angeles · roommates

thanks for eating my lunch

June 5th, 2007 · 12 Comments

(charlie in los angeles did not eat your lunch.)

[Read more →]

Tags: excessive underlining · group bitchfest · los angeles · office · office fridge · smartass · smiley · spelling and grammar police · stealing

Cross-country elevator action

May 31st, 2007 · 28 Comments

One of these notes is from Los Angeles; one is from Lexington, Kentucky. Can you guess which is which?

(Thanks to Eve in Kentucky and Natalie in L.A. for submitting.)

[Read more →]

Tags: california · elevator · kentucky · lexington · los angeles · office · sex sex sex

Yeah, I got fired…but that Hot Pocket sure was worth it.

May 30th, 2007 · 14 Comments

This exercise in redundancy is brought to us by Erika in Los Angeles. It’s like the note-writer couldn’t decide which tactic would be most effective and just opted for all of the above.

[Read more →]

Tags: "helpful" advice · bullet points · excessive underlining · food · guilt trip · highlighter · los angeles · not-so-veiled threats · office · office fridge · pleasantries as afterthought · spelling and grammar police · stealing