Entries Tagged as 'los angeles'

do the rest of us a favor

June 19th, 2007 · 77 Comments

looks like both the mad bomber and richard g. sells have west-coast counterparts:

grossed out? yeah, me too. blame gregory in los angeles for documenting this one (!!!)
related: the mad bomber, act 1: “sorry about the language”

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · die bitch die · ellipses-crazed · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy! · group bitchfest · los angeles · more aggressive than passive · office · piss · shit · that shit is disgusting · toilet

some suggestions for the comfort of your guest

June 19th, 2007 · 53 Comments

first, i’ll let stephanie in los angeles explain the context for this one: “after a night of drinking, i let a friend of mine crash with me at my apartment. this friend, who does have her own apartment in the city, left with me in the morning, yet i still received this email from my [...]

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Tags: "helpful" advice · e-mail · los angeles · roommates

thanks for eating my lunch

June 5th, 2007 · 11 Comments

(charlie in los angeles did not eat your lunch.)

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Tags: excessive underlining · group bitchfest · los angeles · office · office fridge · smartass · smiley · spelling and grammar police · stealing

cross-country elevator action

May 31st, 2007 · 29 Comments

one of these notes is from los angeles; one is from lexington, kentucky. can you guess which is which?

(thanks to eve in kentucky and natalie in l.a. for submitting.)

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Tags: california · elevator · kentucky · lexington · los angeles · office · sex sex sex

yeah, i got fired…but that hot pocket sure was worth it.

May 30th, 2007 · 14 Comments

this exercise in redundancy is brought to us by erika in los angeles. it’s like the note-writer couldn’t decide which tactic would be most effective and just opted for all of the above.

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Tags: "helpful" advice · bullet points · excessive underlining · food · guilt trip · highlighter · los angeles · not-so-veiled threats · office · office fridge · pleasantries as afterthought