PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » Orange County http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 The Toilet Paper Ministry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/08/24/the-toilet-paper-ministry/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/08/24/the-toilet-paper-ministry/#comments Wed, 25 Aug 2010 02:28:49 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=16392 Hey, look — it’s almost the entire 12-step program in one note! I especially like the abridged version: “To the idiot who stole: the world is your oyster.”

To the idiot who stole the toilet paper from here (Upper left-hand drawer, to be be exact) I think its time you re-examined your life. Is your main goal in life to root through drawers looking for something to wipe your ass with, or is there something I'm missing? Sure, you might have gotten away clean (Pardon the pun), but you really have to ask yourself if this is what all your hopes and dreams turned out to be.

related: Is your washroom breeding Bolsheviks?

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/08/24/the-toilet-paper-ministry/feed/ 70 You gotta keep ’em separated http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/18/you-gotta-keep-em-separated/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/18/you-gotta-keep-em-separated/#comments Thu, 18 Oct 2007 12:45:07 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/18/you-gotta-keep-em-separated/ This delightful note comes to us from the wilds of suburban Orange County, California. “There is a door at my school (a private college) that is constantly propped open,” explains Amy, a grad student. “Up until yesterday, the note on the door said, ‘Please close door.’ I have NO idea about the microwave burning, or what the note writer has against skateboarders.”

OK, WE GIVE UP!

Adds Amy: “How does one burn a microwave, anyway? Maybe they put one microwave inside of another microwave?”

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