jonathan, john and michael share a roof deck with their next-door neighbors in san francisco, who jonathan says “repeatedly, and seemingly sincerely, invited us to use their barbecue grill any old time.”
one weekend, jj&m decided to take them up on their offer. they organized a small cook-out for friends and invited the neighbors to join. [...]
Entries Tagged as 'san francisco'
you’re very welcome!
October 20th, 2009 · 135 Comments
Tags: neighbors · san francisco · thanks (but not really)
love, dad
July 26th, 2009 · 104 Comments
while returning a long-lost battery charger, kaitlin’s dad echoes the sentiments of parents with adult children everywhere.
meanwhile, sarah in greenville, s.c. shows the downside of giving in to parents’ nagging for unfettered access.
related: why you should not be facebook friends with your parents
Tags: CAPS LOCK · facebook · moms & dads · san francisco · signed with love · south carolina
no, no you can’t
June 9th, 2009 · 225 Comments
writes our anonymous submitter from san francisco: “i bought $50 worth of groceries at trader joe’s, my boyfriend made an awesome pizza out of [some of] them, and as we were watching a movie and eating some, my uber-bachelor roommate yelled through the door and asked if he could get a slice. the man has [...]
Tags: art · food · roommates · san francisco · shit
a “sincere” apology
May 7th, 2009 · 371 Comments
writes our anonymous submitter in san francisco: “i spotted this on the sidewalk on my way to work. (it wasn’t obviously attached to anything, just laying there.) i realize parking in SF is a real nightmare, with driveways every .03 inches, but come on!
related: how berkeley
Tags: parking · san francisco · sarcasm
the more the messier
April 30th, 2009 · 218 Comments
presumably, writes chris in san francisco, the note-writer “figured that if she didn’t put a note on all each offending bag, someone was going to feel left out.”
adds chris: “admittedly, the kashi cereal box in the back has been there for over two years. i leave it just as an experiment in human behavior, but [...]
Tags: blitzkrieg approach · office fridge · san francisco
more notes white people leave
March 30th, 2009 · 247 Comments
quelle horreur! “a good week after using my roommate’s microplane to grate parmesan, this note showed up on the fridge whiteboard,” writes tori in (where else?) san francisco. “apparently microplanes are for ZESTING ONLY!”
(unless, of course, it’s a microplane zester/grater.)
related: notes white people leave
Tags: "helpful" advice · kitchen · roommates · san francisco · whiteboard
the ripped-off tabs are what get me
March 18th, 2009 · 154 Comments
veronica spotted this gloriously expressive exercise in futility stapled to a telephone pole near her home in san francisco. i totally forgive the double p in “apartment,” because dude, i know exactly how you feel.
also, the idea of someone ripping off one of those tabs and going “why yes, i will fuck myself!” is just [...]
Tags: CAPS LOCK · california · fuck fuckity fuck fuck · san francisco · stealing
really though — carnations?
March 9th, 2009 · 142 Comments
so, kevin in san francisco says his friend’s roommate went on three “hang out at a bar” dates with this guy from france. after the third date — in admirably straightforward fashion — he told french guy it wasn’t wasn’t working out and he didn’t want to see him anymore. (you know, the old “it’s [...]
Tags: breakup · san francisco · spurned lover
sausage shaped, but lumpy
January 20th, 2009 · 131 Comments
tom took notice of this “open letter” — a thoughtful missive that clearly merits our collective attention — on a telephone pole in san francisco.
if we’re really lucky, perhaps this richard asshat character will grace us with an open response in the comments, whiteblizzard70-style?
(note: for your further enrichment, here’s a less faded graphic of the [...]
Tags: dogs · san francisco · shit
thx for your honesty
November 27th, 2008 · 83 Comments
happy thxgiving, everyone!
related: it takes a “genius” to come up with a potluck theme like this one
Tags: holiday spirit · office · party planning committee · san francisco
a little bit of shameless gloating
November 5th, 2008 · 69 Comments
writes coco: “[about a year ago,] while visiting home (charleston — south carolina’s lone bastion of remote liberalism) — i left my ‘is it 2008 yet?’ sticker-adorned car in san francisco’s outer richmond district for friends to babysit. upon my return, my friend presented me with this note, which had been left on my windshield [...]
Tags: california · parking · politics · san francisco
the man™: now available in convenient mini-me size!
October 16th, 2008 · 95 Comments
our submitter, b., was shopping at a shoe pavilion in san francisco when she realized she really needed to use the facilities. although there was no public restroom in sight, she did spy the familiar infographic just beyond a doorway marked “employees only.” when she ducked inside, b. was greeted by this sublimely creepy warning [...]
Tags: big brother-ish · now that's management · ohio · retail hell · san francisco
when mavericks attack
October 15th, 2008 · 133 Comments
joe six-pack in san francisco never actually got this note, because our own passive-aggressive pit bull secondsout swiped it from under his windshield wiper. again, my understanding is that he recused himself, but i don’t want to talk about that: i’d like to talk about energy.
and also, too, under the umbrella of job creation, therefore:
related: [...]
Tags: parking · politics · san francisco
desperate times
October 13th, 2008 · 79 Comments
need another sign we’re officially in a recession? how ’bout three?
related: “no” questions asked
Tags: "accidental" "borrowing" · bicycle · california · excessive underlining · neighbors · san francisco · smiley · thx
how berkeley
August 10th, 2008 · 152 Comments
omar says he found this tucked underneath the windshield his car in noe valley, a neighborhood of san francisco “inhabited by self-centered jackasses — myself included, if you believe this note.”
adds omar: “i should clarify: the author of this masterpiece is talking about residential street parking, not a private/public lot with clearly designated lines or, [...]
Tags: bay area · california · parking · san francisco
i do, however, have a very charming coat rack
July 17th, 2008 · 150 Comments
christoph found this polite and friendly note on the door of his apartment in san francisco. a reasonable enough request, to be sure, except for the fact that — despite his neighbor’s claimed omniscience — “i don’t own any exercise equipment.”
(admits christoph: “it was likely a swivel chair…and my habit of rolling back and forth [...]
Tags: a little patronizing · irregular capitalization · neighbors · noise · san francisco · washington
your new favorite emo-punk band: the light brown apple moth debacle
June 20th, 2008 · 170 Comments
spotted in a high foot traffic area of sausalito, california…
god bless the bay area.
related: gentrification is insanit(ar)y
Tags: bay area · california · confusion??? · irregular capitalization · neighbors · san francisco · sausalito
or at least pass the sports section under the door
May 26th, 2008 · 66 Comments
“i work for a pretty awesome nonprofit, where people are amazingly laidback, accepting and non-OCD,” says our anonymous submitter in san francisco — so this note came as something of a surprise.
adds our submitter: “i have to admit, seeing the newspaper on top of the toilet tank the previous week had kinda gotten on my [...]
Tags: CAPS LOCK · office · san francisco · toilet
the art of the passive-aggressive note
May 23rd, 2008 · 81 Comments
sure, it’d be easier and quicker to just clean it up. but the modern passive-aggressive (like katey in berkeley’s ex-roommmate) can’t pass up the opportunity to make a point.
a common variation on the van der rohe approach, as documented below by sam in dallas, is the so-called “reverse magritte.”
meanwhile, post-modern passive-aggressives (like this new [...]
Tags: actions speak louder · art · berkeley · cleaning · houston · new york · oakland · obnoxious definition · office · roommates · san francisco · wtf?
oh, she said it.
April 30th, 2008 · 130 Comments
ellen in san francisco says this note is but the latest development in what has become a toilet paper-thin relationship with her passive-aggressive roommate. it started two months ago, she says, when her roommate “decided after six months of sharing that i was no longer allowed to use her toilet paper. i should mention that [...]
Tags: bathroom · money · paper product fairy · san francisco · smiley

