daniel is montreal says his dear grandmother sent him this card in the mail for his birthday. the front of the card (which didn’t scan very well) says: it is not what is visible on the surface but what is deep inside that sustains us.
well, says daniel, “that and guilt.”
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Tags: birthday · guilt trip · montreal · old folks · signed with love
zakir in montreal came home one night to find his roommate tristan ferociously scribbling this note for his other roommate, vincent. apparently, tristan was baking cookies on saturday night (aww) and when he turned on the stove, the entire apartment filled with smoke from the charred cardboard from vince’s frozen pizza. says zakir: “vincent’s [...]
Tags: double-entendre alert · heart · montreal · oven · pizza · preggers · smiley · south carolina · spelling and grammar police
frequent troublemaker team cassandra sends us a dispatch from her trip to old montreal. the charmant hostel she stayed in had 32 hostelers, two bathrooms, one kitchen, lots of awkward signage, and an overall vibe of, “i’ve said this 10, 000 times and i’m not saying it again.”
plus….
Tags: bathroom · bathtub · beer · canada · excessive underlining · francais · montreal · opening/closing · smiley · strangers · transliteration
