Entries Tagged as 'cats'

passive-allergic

November 4th, 2007 · 336 Comments

“okay, so i’m not sure if i’m in the wrong on this one,” says melanie from sydney. “i have a long haired cat who sheds a lot, so i just used to pick up the bits of fur and throw them out the window.” (um, right, of course.) melanie continues: “i’m on the third [...]

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Tags: actions speak louder · australia · cats · neighbors · questionable logic · sydney

a fancy feast

September 4th, 2007 · 122 Comments

joshua brings us this amazing pair of notes from his apartment building in philly.
the backstory: “a bulk package of cat food (probably 20 or so cans) was delivered and sat in the hallway for about 4 or 5 days. we could see what it was because the sides of the package were cardboard, but [...]

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Tags: cats · mail · neighbors · not-so-veiled threats · philadelphia · rebuttals · smiley · stealing · thanks (but not really) · that's illegal

i can’t stand this shit anymore

July 25th, 2007 · 48 Comments

semarr prefaces this submission by saying: “i realize it’s not particularly *passive* aggressive, but in context it became so.” she explains:
“there were 8 people living in the house. one of them collected shelter cats and kept them in the basement. i found this note when I had come home from work very late at night. [...]

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Tags: cats · excessive underlining · jersey · more aggressive than passive · not-so-veiled threats · roommates · shit · that shit is disgusting · whiteboard

hendrix is the cat

June 21st, 2007 · 27 Comments

no lols from this feline — just some lovely passive voice!

(thanks to megan in michigan.)

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Tags: cats · cleaning · michigan · passive voice · roommates · signed with love · whiteboard