Entries Tagged as 'text message'

textbook dmitri

August 12th, 2009 · 182 Comments

k, so court in michigan met this guy out at a bar. he seemed harmless enough, but court knew right he wasn’t her type. still, she didn’t have the heart to give him a flat-out “no” when he asked for her number. (she couldn’t give him a fake one, either, ’cause he the did the [...]

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Tags: battle of the sexes · just not that into you · michigan · oh no you didn't · text message · unsolicited feedback

a text from the big guy upstairs (or downstairs)

June 15th, 2009 · 130 Comments

as far as he can tell, chris in portland thinks this anonymous text was sent by his downstairs neighbor after a morning of hitting the snooze button one too many times. “needless to say,” chris admits, “this was not the first time i had ignored the alarm  clock.”
what’s strange, chris says, is that he has [...]

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Tags: cell phone · neighbors · noise · portland · text message

thanks, mom, for reminding me why i moved out in the first place

May 10th, 2009 · 93 Comments

writes our anonymous submitter: “i’m the oldest of four girls, none of whom are living at home. in fact, we’re all currently living in different states. my mom resents the fact that we don’t want to spend the rest of our lives living under her roof. on mother’s day she screened my call, then mass-texted [...]

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Tags: e-mail · martyr complex · moms & dads · text message

gossip boy

December 2nd, 2007 · 46 Comments

our anonymous submitter in san diego got this text message from a friend, explaining: “it’s in reference to him hooking up with one of my friends on my couch. he’s hooked up with three of my friends to date. it’s bound to get around, ya know?”

adds our submitter: “there’s no safe way to respond to [...]

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Tags: drizzunk · frenemies · san diego · sarcasm · sex sex sex · text message

recipe for roommate discord

November 17th, 2007 · 202 Comments

our anonymous submitter in detroit tells us his roommate is a repeat offender when it comes to passive-aggressive note-leaving. this time around, he went with a note AND a text message. (”and it’s not even my fault!” our submitter says.)

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Tags: and that's an order · blitzkrieg approach · detroit · kitchen · oven · roommates · text message · that's a fire hazard · turning on/off