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the farewell email to end all farewell emails

August 27th, 2007 · 144 Comments

all i can say is…wow.

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Tags: art · christie's · email · new york · office · oh snap · raging against the machine · sarcasm · spelling and grammar police · thanks (but not really)

um, that's not really passive-aggressive! um, maybe you missed the post-it i left you the other day? anyway, if you're a frequent troublemaker around here, why not register and make it official?

"The essence of PA'ness! Short, sweet, and dripping with guilt. Aww, almost makes me want to call my mom... almost." — amazon
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