From a house full of roommates in Texas, our submitter calls this “a prime example of ‘dogs have owners, cats have staff.’”
related: Hendrix is the cat
Entries Tagged as 'cleaning'
Signed, The Cat
September 27th, 2012 · 70 Comments
Tags: cats · cleaning · roommates · vomit
The Go to Hell™ Bouquet
June 13th, 2012 · 19 Comments
“My friend and her roommate did not get along at all in college,” says Bryan in Chicago, “to the point where they were only communicating by notes for the last six months they lived together. This is the last note my friend left before officially moving out.”
related: When frenemies attack!
Tags: cleaning · mean girls · p.s. · roommates
How to deal with a chronically messy roommate once and for all
April 1st, 2012 · 19 Comments
The strategic box placement — in what appears to be a minefield of dog turds — is bad enough. But the really passive-aggressive part? Apparently, the box wasn’t taped shut on the bottom.
related: “I don’t miss them.”
Tags: cleaning · Idaho · moving/not moving · roommates
Keep the changes, you filfthy aminal
February 23rd, 2012 · 31 Comments
Co-win-cidentally, these two notes were submitted within minutes of each other. (In my mind, both seem to demand being read with a kindergartner’s lisp.)
Stacey in Alexandria, Virginia spotted this almost-haiku in a high school hallway:
Meanwhile, this (just slightly) f-ed up display comes from an office kitchen in New York City:
related: Colonel Mustard? Meet Major Peteve.
Tags: cleaning · clip art catastrophe · noise · spelling and grammar police
Meet the World’s Crankiest Roommate
February 9th, 2012 · 231 Comments
If the 21 notes you’ve already posted around the house haven’t made a difference…do you really think the 22nd is going to be the one that finally clicks? Just a thought!
related: The Post-It Wars
Tags: blitzkrieg approach · cleaning · dishes · money · most popular notes of 2012 · noise · Ontario · roommates · smoking
It’s not a chore; it’s a date!
January 16th, 2012 · 19 Comments
Spotted by Kathy at her office lunchroom in Seattle:
The real sad reality?
related: You sure nag like my mother…
Tags: cleaning · office · rebuttals · Seattle · smartass · Your mother doesn't...
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
December 5th, 2011 · 45 Comments
Welcome to the set of Mean Girls: Orlando!
The initial note:
And the response…
![This apartment needs cleaning spirit! Let me know if you want to help out a[nd] clean up your mess! —Angel](http://farm8.static.flickr.com/7151/6462851303_87aa484847.jpg "This apartment needs cleaning spirit! Let me know if you want to help out a[nd] clean up your mess! —Angel")
Tags: Christmas · cleaning · holiday spirit · nice stationery · Orlando · roommates · sarcasm
If a tree falls in my kitchen but I don’t know where the broom is located…
November 10th, 2011 · 81 Comments
Savanna in Michigan says her landlord left this note on the kitchen floor “next to a tiny pile of tiny scraps of trash on the floor from dinner I had made.” Her excuse? “I don’t think we even have a broom, and if we do I have no idea where he keeps it.”
Um, Savanna, honey? No. Just…no.
related: That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
Tags: anthropomorphism · cleaning · landlords and property managers · Michigan · signed with love
