this note, from michelle in denver, displays the remarkable lengths that some people will go to avoid confrontation.
and, adds michelle: “this bright-green gem wasn’t the only priceless thing visible. on the cubicle wall closest to the refrigerators was a camera…and it was actually connected to the computer and recording a live feed. this is why [...]
Entries Tagged as 'colorado'
frig you, ya big goof
August 19th, 2009 · 126 Comments
Tags: denver · message to all intended for one · not-so-veiled threats · office fridge · smiley
he’s just not that into unicorns
February 15th, 2009 · 97 Comments
two target customers for lisa frank’s new line of movie tie-in stickers — coming soon to the hot topic/urban outfitters near you!
(above, from colorado. below, from california.)
related: do not kiss on someone else’s kiss
extra credit: the legend of casey™ and caymus™
Tags: california · colorado · heart · rainbow-colored · sig o · signed with love · spurned lover · university
or just jewish
December 23rd, 2008 · 60 Comments
writes alex in denver: “last year, my roommate luke got frustrated that our undecorated tree was still sitting in the basement on christmas eve. we decided to get retribution by moving the tree into his room.”
happy hannukah, everyone!
Tags: denver · holiday spirit · roommates · whiteboard
“when the people fear their government, there is tyranny.”
July 16th, 2008 · 201 Comments
writes an anonymous federal employee in colorado: “this morning we were reminded via an office-wide email that we must comply with the official timekeeping rules.”
that means recording the correct time on our time sheets, not being absent during core hours without submitting a leave slip, not being off campus except for lunch hour or approved [...]
Tags: CAPS LOCK · colorado · fired · meta · not-so-veiled threats · now that's management · office · the government
thou dost protest too much, methinks
January 22nd, 2008 · 66 Comments
writes joe in denver: my roommate “gets very emotional when someone criticizes him, but will gladly email me or leave notes around the house with dozens of ‘little reminders’” like this one, written after joe left a broom in the living room overnight.
related: how not to housetrain a roommate
Tags: "helpful" advice · a little uptight · denver · smiley
and what’s your christmas wish?
December 20th, 2007 · 104 Comments
two heartwarming notes brimming with compassion and holiday cheer! (sigh)
related: a holiday wish
Tags: boulder · dogs · holiday spirit · los angeles · piss · pleasantries as afterthought · the homeless
some suggestions for using the urinal
June 11th, 2007 · 17 Comments
(from an anonymous urinal-user in boulder, colorado.)
Tags: "helpful" advice · CAPS LOCK · bullet points · colorado · excessive underlining · office · toilet

