PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » Boulder http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Soda stealers are the lowest forms of life! http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/11/22/soda-stealers/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/11/22/soda-stealers/#comments Tue, 22 Nov 2011 18:22:51 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19942 The subtle version (from Denver, Colorado):

If you change your mind from water to soft drink, we will gladly assist you at the register.

And the not-so-subtle version (spotted by Ariana in Boulder, Colorado):

FREE REFILLS if you purchase a soda at the cash register, otherwise... ATTENTION: Soda stealers are the lowest form of life! If we catch you, we will break you down mentally and ridicule you in front of your friends. FAIR WARNING: Stop Stealing Soda. -Sorry - Deb

related: Is it really worth $1.59 to spend eternity in one of the lower kingdoms?

extra credit: Coke, Sprite, or Ice-T

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/11/22/soda-stealers/feed/ 66 And what’s your Christmas wish? http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/12/20/and-whats-your-christmas-wish/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/12/20/and-whats-your-christmas-wish/#comments Fri, 21 Dec 2007 00:04:06 +0000 kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/12/20/and-whats-your-christmas-wish/ Two heartwarming notes brimming with compassion and holiday cheer!

If you're found sleeping on this porch, we will not disturb you or ask you to leave...we'll just call the police and have them haul your homeless ass away...so find somewhere else to sleep and piss

If you dog continues to bark past midnight, I will break into your home, steal it, and feed the little fucker to the homeless on Pearl Street. Happy Holidays

related: a holiday wish

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