Entries Tagged as 'cry me a fuckin' river'

Ever wonder why Facebook doesn’t come with a “dislike” button?

November 16th, 2009 · 170 Comments

Maybe ’cause it would only draw more attention to douche-canoes like these.

related: facebook: a place for navel-gazing narcissists
extra credit: how to add a dislike button to facebook [lifehacker]

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Tags: cry me a fuckin' river · facebook

buskers & broomsticks

September 18th, 2008 · 205 Comments

zora zero spotted this ongoing street-musician spat in portobello road market, london.

i’m not a londoner, but living near portobello road and complaining about the buskers seems like living near times square and complaining about the lights, no? i was cheered, therefore, to see the responses added by other more busker-friendly neighbo(u)rs at the bottom of [...]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · cry me a fuckin' river · london · music · neighbors · noise · p.s. · saga · u.k.

an occasion that blue mountain arts has yet to animate

March 3rd, 2008 · 96 Comments

the “thanks for forgetting my birthday, asshole” thank-you note: because the only thing that would have made this e-mail from rebecca’s (32-year-old) brother any better is a midi file soundtrack and a dancing elephant or two.

adds rebecca: “my resulting apology just yielded more hate-filled e-mails from him — nevermind that i was camping and he [...]

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Tags: birthday · cry me a fuckin' river · e-mail · orlando · siblings · thanks (but not really)