Entries Tagged as '"customer service"'

try not to bite the hand that the dog bites

May 12th, 2008 · 55 Comments

while paying his old office a weekend visit, jimsu from katy, texas didn’t catch the original note (or, perhaps, conversation) that precipitated this huffy screed from the mailman…

…but he did spot the follow-up from the office smartass.

related: this is why your postal worker is disgruntled

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Tags: "customer service" · office · oh snap · texas · underlining · you be the judge

an extra bold request

May 8th, 2008 · 120 Comments

jessica from chicago spotted this gem at a boston-area starbucks. notes jessica: “i wonder if all that special barista training they had recently included anything about dictating the topic of conversations allowed?”

related: our customers are always right…except when they’re wrong

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Tags: "customer service" · massachusetts · sports · starbucks

our customers are always right…except when they’re wrong

April 25th, 2008 · 112 Comments

heather says this pizzeria in victoria, b.c. has been confounding customers with its customer service “policy” for as long as she can remember. (which i guess means…it’s working?)

related: ps bacon is life

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Tags: "customer service" · mixed metaphors · pizza

and the even higher risk of your ass growing too large for you to safely dislodge your head

April 7th, 2008 · 53 Comments

originally unearthed from outside the hallowed conde nast cafeteria in july, 2001, this digital-age relic provides a quaint look back at those halcyon days among the new york media elite — back when gawker was still just a glint in nick denton’s eye, young anna wintour acolytes were still stuck in the induction phase of […]

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Tags: "customer service" · "too inside fucking baseball" · food · new york · not-so-veiled threats · office · underlining