Entries Tagged as 'danger'

what, no bubble letters?

March 26th, 2008 · 83 Comments

cameron in hyde park, n.y. brings us this “maybe not-so-classic dorm dispute: girl meets boy, girl likes boy, boy has girlfriend, girl obsesses over boy, boy’s female neighbors post rejection note from boy to girl, girl…threatens neighbors, artistically.”

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Tags: MYOB · danger · disturbingly detailed · exclamation-point happy! · spurned lover · university

are you there, margaret? god, could you be any more disgusting?

September 20th, 2007 · 309 Comments

mona in los angeles brings us this pair of notes from her high-rise century city office building. says mona, “apparently my co-worker saw the panties at issue. my question is…who leaves their panties in the bathroom at work? who does that?” my question: why are we letting paris and britney off […]

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Tags: "helpful" advice · CAPS LOCK · attire · bathroom · bodily fluids · cleaning · danger · group bitchfest · hygiene · los angeles · office · that shit is disgusting · underlining

don’t hate the playa

August 12th, 2007 · 93 Comments

our anonymous submitter lives in a 30-story condo building in chicago. her father works in the same building, and received this note in the suggestion box. “i found the letter slipped under my door one day,” she says. “my dad had put it there after reading it with his boss. i’m sure he’s damn proud […]

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Tags: chicago · danger · drugs · exclamation-point happy! · moms & dads · neighbors · noise · nonsensical spacing · not-so-veiled threats · sex sex sex · spelling and grammar police · underlining

water, water everywhere

August 7th, 2007 · 39 Comments

notes rayya in canterbury, kent: “informing the building landlord about a sticky tap would probably have been a more sensible move than guilt-tripping the female staff into feeling responsible for global water shortages!”

it doesn’t end there: says rayya, “not only are we responsible for global water shortages but we’re breaking people’s limbs.  the ‘please’ […]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · bathtub · danger · guilt trip · u.k. · water

what michael moore didn’t show you in sicko

July 11th, 2007 · 26 Comments

annette in the u.k. calls this one “how to make toast in the nhs.”

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · bread · butter · danger · dishes · exclamation-point happy! · office · toaster · u.k. · underlining