PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » Did you know? http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 I did the dishes! Where’s my cookie? http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/14/first-time-dishwasher/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/14/first-time-dishwasher/#comments Wed, 14 Dec 2011 23:47:12 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19994 Explains our submitter in Ohio: ”Before leaving for winter break, the chronic dish-neglecting roommate of the house tried her hand at washing dishes for the first time.” Not content to pat herself on the back, she then posted this rationalization for why she shouldn’t have to feel guilty about the dirty dishes she’s left in the sink all year.

You can pretty much guess how that went over with the roomies…

Guess What?? I cleaned the dishes — even the ones that were NOT mine... and guess what again? It did NOT kill me and I did NOT magically transform into your MOTHER. You want to know what it felt like? It felt like a person that lives in this house understanding that her ROOMMATES have been extremely busy recently and she had some extra time to be able to help out. You want to know how much time it took out of my day? About ten minutes!!

related: Because of you, the shower I was looking forward to all day was RUINED!

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/14/first-time-dishwasher/feed/ 53 The missing exhibit from the Carousel of Progress http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/08/18/the-missing-exhibit-from-the-carousel-of-progress/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/08/18/the-missing-exhibit-from-the-carousel-of-progress/#comments Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:53:28 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=9530 Sorcia McNasty in North Carolina says this “piece of art” is located right next to the paper supply drawer in her office.  “We’re not sure if there is really a problem with theft or if occasionally, you know, the machine just runs out of paper. No one wants to question the MACHINE IN MOTION.”

DID YOU KNOW??? The facsimile machine is not only a piece of art, but also a MACHINE IN MOTION. Sadly, it cannot perform its motion if there is no paper. Please allow our MACHINE IN MOTION to stay in MOTION by not stealing its paper.

related: The passive-aggressive note has not been destroyed; it has been solved

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