Entries Tagged as 'dogs'
So…what is it about the Minnesota suburbs that makes the idea of killing someone’s pet the height of hilarity?
At least in Seattle they try to be a bit poetic about it.
(Thanks to Scott, Karen, and Sarah for submitting!)
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Tags: dogs · neighbors · shit
Today’s special comes to us from New York City, at the entrance to the building’s roof deck. (Just in time for summer, when the entire city already smells like urine and garbage!)
Meanwhile, Jenny spotted this outside a three-story office building in Vancouver, B.C.
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Tags: dogs · ellipses-crazed · New York · newspaper · noise · piss · shit
Our submitter spotted this twist on a well-worn trope in the Potrero Hill neighborhood of San Francisco.
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Tags: dogs · love & marriage · San Francisco · shit
Steve in Los Angeles says his dog has been having some separation anxiety, typically crying for about 30 minutes to an hour after Steve leaves for work. He recently found this oh-so-helpful advice taped to his front door. (His response: “WTF?!”)
Steve, just to put things in perspective, you might want to take a look at the Chicago approach:
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Tags: "helpful" advice · Chicago · dogs · Los Angeles · neighbors · noise · warning
In the U.K. —more so than anywhere else — self-proclaimed “polite notices” are quite often anything but. Take, for example, these two notices, both from London.
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Tags: "polite notice" · dogs · London · most popular notes of 2013 · piss · shit · toilet · U.K.
Writes Jenny in San Diego: “There are four of these identical laminated signs posted at face height around the tiny front lawn of a house in my neighborhood. The lawn actually would look fine if it weren’t for the rude signs.”
DO YOU KNOW THESE DOGS??
Tags: dogs · neighbors · piss · San Diego
“To be fair,” says Loren in Ypsilanti, Michigan,“the owner does live on a popular dog-walking street. The trees are also gigantic, so I’m sure they have a ton of leaves to rake in the fall. Still, this seems a little harsh.”
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Tags: dogs · Michigan · neighbors · Ypsilanti
“About five months ago,” writes Catherine in Massachusetts, a new tenant moved in and began a new exercise regime: running back and forth in the building hallways. “His/her gait is rather lumbering and resonates throughout our apartment,” Catherine says. “We were startled at first, but have come to giggle over this frequent disruption. Apparently, one of our neighbors isn’t laughing.”
From there, things began to escalate. “Fortunately,” Catherine says, the ensuing flame war “just goes to show that most of our neighbors have a great sense of humor.”
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Tags: dogs · kids · Massachusetts · neighbors · noise · note wars · smartass
Joe in Berkeley doesn’t know who this note was intended for, but it showed up on his porch sometime after Thanksgiving dinner.
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Tags: dogs · neighbors · not-so-veiled threats · shit
September 20th, 2011 · 38 Comments
“One of our local parks has a busy tea shop that’s popular with walkers, cyclists, families and people exercising their dogs,” says Clive in Brighton. “I don’t blame them for getting fed up with demanding dog owners, and I suppose a note is one way to communicate, but in rhyme? And, worse, rhyme this bad?”
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Tags: "customer service" · "polite notice" · dogs · don't blame us · martyr complex · pure poetry · restaurant · U.K.