Entries Tagged as 'double-entendre alert'
today’s post is dedicated to the dirty minds in the department of double entendres. (hey there, commenters!)
this first note, as spotted by dana in san francisco, needs no further introduction.
next up: michelle in orlando says this note posted on the employee mailboxes at the theme park where she works. “our uniforms include a vest made [...]
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Tags: double-entendre alert · heart · office · p.s. · sad face · smiley · stealing · thanks (but not really)
caroline sends this delightful trio of holier-than-thou notes from “a rather famous university in scotland where many students and staff have illusions of grandeur.”
the first note was spotted, caroline says, while exiting a building “where many people work late and lights are almost always burning to help us find our way through the maze of [...]
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Tags: CAPS LOCK · anthropomorphism · double-entendre alert · energy usage · scotland · the earth · university
as far as post-coital “littering” goes, i’m guessing most dorm bathrooms have seen a lot worse than a pink t-shirt, no?
(and we certainly appreciate matt in greensboro, for snapping the photo.)
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Tags: bathroom · double-entendre alert · greensboro · on behalf of everyone · sex sex sex · university
“it seems too many people have made love to the office water cooler,” says lizzy in new york. and some of them, it seems, are getting a little sloppy.
lizzy says the “office of water” thing refers to the fact that “our office is full of water. like, the fridge doesn’t have anything but bottled water [...]
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Tags: CAPS LOCK · d.c. · double-entendre alert · new york · obnoxious definition · office · spelling and grammar police · that's unsanitary · water
zakir in montreal came home one night to find his roommate tristan ferociously scribbling this note for his other roommate, vincent. apparently, tristan was baking cookies on saturday night (aww) and when he turned on the stove, the entire apartment filled with smoke from the charred cardboard from vince’s frozen pizza. says zakir: “vincent’s [...]
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Tags: double-entendre alert · heart · montreal · oven · pizza · preggers · smiley · south carolina · spelling and grammar police
from the bay-area offices of yahoo! hotjobs…
those programmers…so literal-minded, sometimes.
(thiz onez fer u, slackferno.)
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Tags: bathroom · double-entendre alert · office · san francisco · sex sex sex · shameless meme-mongering · toilet · yahoo