Your corporate overlords would like to offer this friendly reminder of how much we value our employees!
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Your corporate overlords would like to offer this friendly reminder of how much we value our employees!
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Tags: all-staff e-mail · California · fired · now that's management · smiley · your/you're
Writes an office worker in Alabama: “A co-worker attends a weekly cooking class in town, and this week they made a Cinnamon Roll Casserole. The co-worker decided to bring it in to work and share it with the office.” The nerve of some people!
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Tags: "helpful" advice · Alabama · e-mail · food · hey fatty · office · office cop
Writes our disgusted submitter: “All that time on the toilet to think, and this is what you came up with?”
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Tags: all-staff e-mail · D.C. · illness · office · shit · that shit is disgusting · TMI
Tags: all-staff e-mail · Australia · door-slamming · message to all intended for one · office · pointlessly self-censored profanity · shit · TMI · warning
Our submitter in Malaysia called this auto-reply from her coworker “a great way to ensure consistent passive-aggressiveness in the workplace, even when you’re busy holidaying.” (As always, just click the image to enlarge.)
It reminded me of these “instructional instructions” from the manual that James in the U.K. received with his DVD player.
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Tags: e-mail · office · questionable logic
Before her husband left on his first military deployment, Sarah in San Diego sent out an e-mail to the whole family with info about how everyone can stay in touch while he’s away. To avoid any potential in-law drama, she even had her husband read and sign off on the e-mail before sending. What neither Sarah nor her husband took into account? The Uncle Paul factor.
Her husband’s Uncle Paul, Sarah explains, is a mailman/postman/letter carrier — whatever the correct term is. (Based on Uncle Paul’s reply, she says, “I’m clearly not up enough on the intricate etiquette of the U.S. Postal Service to know.”)
Tags: e-mail · exclamation-point happy!!!! · family · going postal · holiday spirit · Oops?