presenting the winner of the creative spelling (and spacing) of the year award, spotted by rob in the recently-painted elevator of his brooklyn apartment building.
it has a lovely lyric quality to it, no?
related: your are welcome to our home
presenting the winner of the creative spelling (and spacing) of the year award, spotted by rob in the recently-painted elevator of his brooklyn apartment building.
it has a lovely lyric quality to it, no?
related: your are welcome to our home
Tags: CAPS LOCK · bizarro spacing · brooklyn · elevator · landlord · now that's management · spelling and grammar police · your/you're
rachel in victoria, b.c. found this somewhat puzzling bit of anthropomorphism (stairs have feelings? really?) posted in the elevator of her residence building. adds rachel: “my favourite part is ‘your bum will love it.’ no better way to guilt trip people into ’saving energy’ than by insinuating that they’re fat!”
related: hey, fatty
Tags: anthropomorphism · canada · elevator · energy usage · excessive underlining · guilt trip
“the screen door to our block of flats is broken,” says our anonymous submitter in australia, “which has provoked some rather unique responses from my fellow residents.”
related: but who’s counting?
Tags: australia · elevator · jesus · opening/closing · saga
sarah in somerville, mass. wasn’t fazed when she left her apartment one saturday to find this otherwise “run-of-the-mill your-mother-doesn’t-live-here note”…until she rounded the corner and was greeted by photocopies of the same note taped to every available surface in the hallway.
then, the next day, another note appeared near the elevator…
…which had apparently been written on [...]
Tags: elevator · grow up · pleasantries as afterthought · somerville · vomit · your mother doesn't...
up first, anna brings us this charitable little note from the her apartment building in london, ontario.
anytime stan…proof that canadians really are nicer? meanwhile, in milwaukee…
and lastly, a vaguely dadaist interpretation, in what very well may be another one of l.a.’s elevator-cum-film sets.
related: cross-country elevator action
Tags: CAPS LOCK · canada · elevator · ellipses-crazed · los angeles · milwaukee · neighbors · ontario · p.s. · vomit
Tags: "helpful" advice · CAPS LOCK · elevator · neighbors · rhetorical question · toronto
one of these notes is from los angeles; one is from lexington, kentucky. can you guess which is which?
(thanks to eve in kentucky and natalie in l.a. for submitting.)
Tags: california · elevator · kentucky · lexington · los angeles · office · sex sex sex