Nope, the note below isn’t from a old folks home: it’s actually from a music camp for the young’uns.
So, is the writer taking liberties using the royal we? Or is the entire woodwind section really so backed up that prune juice has become a hot commodity? These are questions I’d rather not think about.
On that note, when you complain about your missing Activia — the yogurt Jamie Lee Curtis euphemistically claims will “regulate your digestive system” — referring to said yogurt as “ma shit” may not be the best choice of words to get your point across.
extra credit: Activia Won’t Cure your Constipation, says FTC [cbsnews.com]
(Thanks to Isaac in Missouri and Kim in Chicago for their submissions!)