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Merry Christmas! God told me to dump you.

Kerry — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 03:34:49 +0000

Sara says her sister in Waxhaw, North Carolina stumbled upon this personal inscription at a rummage sale of donated books.

Here’s a synopsis: Basically, our writer Robert starts out by giving himself a gold star for selecting such an “interesting” Christmas gift, then lets Leah down easy with the old “God told me I could do better” excuse, and finally peaces out with “So…see ya on christiansingles.com!”

Why Leah would want to part with such a precious gem, I have no idea.

related: The “Next to Marry” List

Feel free to share the happy news

Kerry — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:48:53 +0000

Writes our anonymous submitter: “I know Carl to have done exactly what she’s saying — cheat on her and lie to the girls saying he didn’t have a girlfriend. But still, a mass e-mail? Really? I’m not even on her friends list…so did she send it to his friends?” (The “k-hole,” by the way, reportedly refers to the apartment in which Carl lives.)

When targeted advertising goes terribly, horribly wrong

Kerry — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 18:30:33 +0000

“A few days after changing my status to single,” writes Meg in Red Deer, Alberta, “Facebook proves to be the creep I always knew it was.”

(Jordon is the ex-boyfriend.)

Perfect for each other

Kerry — Thu, 14 May 2009 15:00:21 +0000

I’m having a hard time deciding who in this group of geniuses most deserves a smack in the head first. To make it easier, I’m going to tell myself that Krystal is using some new kind of ironic dialect of homophone-swapping slang. And Jennalyn…well, her name is Jennalyn, and therefore I think it’s safe to assume she’s gotten the short end of the stick so far in life, so she gets a pass. But the other three?

P.S. Notice the date! (tear)

Snaps for schadenfreude!

Kerry — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 20:50:12 +0000

Facebook‘s new “I like this” feature doesn’t allow you to give “thumbs down” to your friends’ status updates or posted links — a boon to both the supportive, snap-cup-loving, kindergarten-teacher-types on your friends list and the die-hard passive-aggressives on your frenemies list!

The even bigger “ouch”?

Reason #784 why you should never list your relationship status in your Facebook profile

Kerry — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:02:02 +0000

The icing on top here, says our submitter, is the second comment — the one from Billy. Why? Because, well, that’s the guy Slade just broke up with.

Adds our submitter: “Awkward pretty much sums it up.”

Some dating advice

Kerry — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:31:09 +0000

Here, a break-up note too long for a text message…though that might have a been more (fucking) appropriate.

related: you oughta know