Entries Tagged as 'exclamation-point happy!'

you left evidence

May 28th, 2007 · 20 Comments

don’t be fooled by the smiley: this is the kind of note that really throws you off balance. (it’s been more than a month since she received this note, and kiki from boston says she’s still shaking in her boots a little.)

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Tags: boston · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy! · food · office · smiley · stealing

the mad bomber, act 3: we are watching you

May 25th, 2007 · 53 Comments

if you missed them, act 1 and act 2.

sadly, season one of this series ends with a dramatic cliffhanger ending!
will the mad bomber be caught in the act? will richard g. sells post another sign outing the bomber for public humiliation and condemnation?
we can only hope.

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Tags: bathroom · exclamation-point happy! · gym · more aggressive than passive · not-so-veiled threats · toilet

i a beautiful (plus: passive-aggressive challenge #1!)

May 25th, 2007 · 28 Comments

this amazing and somewhat baffling little note comes to us from tiffanni in atlanta, who looks nothing like a man but is confident enough in her femininity not to be troubled by allegations to the contrary.
says tiffanni: “this was left on my windshield by a lady in the wal-mart parking lot. i guess she was [...]

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Tags: atlanta · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy! · more aggressive than passive · oh snap · parking · spelling and grammar police · strangers

next time, go for the fiji?

May 24th, 2007 · 8 Comments

this fiendishly funny note comes to us courtesy of jennifer in philly, who does not condone the theft of bottled water of any kind.

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Tags: "helpful" advice · exclamation-point happy! · not-so-veiled threats · office · office fridge · oh snap · stealing · water

be curtius

May 23rd, 2007 · 9 Comments

the stolen item in question here? a serving of creamer.

this one’s an anonymous submission, but i have my suspicions…even if the grammar is a little off.

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Tags: exclamation-point happy! · group bitchfest · office · office fridge · shameless meme-mongering · spelling and grammar police · stealing

the mad bomber, act 2: please stay seated during the entire performance

May 23rd, 2007 · 32 Comments

if you missed it, act 1.

act 3 coming soon…

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Tags: "helpful" advice · exclamation-point happy! · gym · not-so-veiled threats · shit · toilet

the mad bomber, act 1: “sorry about the language”

May 22nd, 2007 · 40 Comments

i don’t want to oversell this, but the following series of three signs (sent in by a health-club patron who wishes to remain nameless) just became my new all-time favorite. i love so many things about richard g. sells’s first masterpiece below that i don’t even know where to begin.

acts 2 and 3 to come [...]

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Tags: "helpful" advice · bathroom · exclamation-point happy! · not-so-veiled threats · p.s. · shit

and/or random things

May 22nd, 2007 · 11 Comments

such a perfect little hat trick at the end of this note: the four exclamation points, the heart, the “thx.”
the first of many from laura in baltimore.

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Tags: baltimore · exclamation-point happy! · garbage · heart · office · thx

some legionnaire’s idea of epigrammatic wit

May 21st, 2007 · 9 Comments

i realize this example (from outside the american legion hq in park slope) is not so much “passive-aggressive” as it is “crazy,” but it tickles me too much not to post. the little species/feces couplet has been painted over and re-written at least twice, so obviously i’m not the only one who appreciated it.

you can’t [...]

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Tags: brooklyn · exclamation-point happy! · garbage · more aggressive than passive · more like crazy · park slope · shit

i spit in mine

May 20th, 2007 · 4 Comments

spotted by sam, who also brings us this little gem — the most precise vending-machine operating instructions ever written.

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Tags: exclamation-point happy! · food · group bitchfest · new york · not-so-veiled threats · office · office fridge · stealing

too many

May 12th, 2007 · 21 Comments

this card came with a box of homemade mandelbrot from my very own passive-aggressive jewish grandmother.

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Tags: "helpful" advice · exclamation-point happy! · family · food