Entries Tagged as 'facebook'

in daylights? in sunsets? in midnights? in posts on facebook?

June 29th, 2008 · 115 Comments

writers an anonymous social networker in gainesville, florida: “this guy and his (ex) roommate are friends of mine on facebook, and they’ve been bickering back and forth for months now, airing their grievances for everyone to see.” the girl eventually moved out, our submitter says, but it seems like maybe — just maybe — [...]

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Tags: facebook · money · roommates · stealing

thou shalt honor thy facebook newsfeed, and keep it holy

May 29th, 2008 · 99 Comments

a certain facebook friend of our anonymous submitter seems to have been going through a rough couple of weeks. but, hey, at least she seems to be confronting her issues!

(confidential to facebook friend: i’m no shrink, but i have a feeling this strategy might be more effective if the method of confrontation was [...]

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Tags: facebook · you know who you are

news you can use

May 25th, 2008 · 62 Comments

the word “newsflash,” like the phrase “no offense,” is an early indicator that what follows is probably going to be something pretty bitchy. unless, of course, you’re watching tv news, in which case the word “newsflash” more likely heralds the announcement of a hard-hitting segment about the household product in your kitchen that could be [...]

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Tags: "helpful" advice · a little patronizing · facebook · garbage · ice · moms & dads · office · roommates · sarcasm · thanks (but not really) · whiteboard

no offense! (just kidding) no worries! (just kidding)

April 22nd, 2008 · 85 Comments

reason #962 why i’m happy facebook wasn’t around when i was in high school…

related: 2 good 2b 4gotten
extra credit: judy “just kidding” grimes [SNL]

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Tags: facebook · frenemies · just kidding!

facebook schoolyard smackdown

April 1st, 2008 · 100 Comments

“vet school is a sea of studying, testing, drinking and most of all: DRAMA,” reports an anonymous vet-to-be in ames, iowa. (in other words, it’s just like gossip girl.) of course, as new york magazine reports this week, facebook is taking run-of-the-mill classroom sniping to a whole new level of micro-bitchiness. if you have the [...]

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Tags: facebook · iowa · kids today · saga