Entries Tagged as 'jewish grandma'

But…but…I didn’t forget!

March 24th, 2009 · 93 Comments

My Grandma Cookie is 85 today! Won’t you join me in wishing her love, joy and a good day?

And please, she’s got early bird reservations at the hibachi restaurant at 6 p.m. (Florida time, natch), so step on it, won’tcha?
related: an occasion that blue mountain arts has yet to animate
extra credit: the blue mountain arts [...]

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Tags: birthday · guilt trip · jewish grandma

why is it that on this night we’re, like, allowed to eat carbs?

April 20th, 2008 · 46 Comments

you gotta love my grandma cookie — she’s always looking out for my figure!

(this is why the seder calls for the drinking of four cups of wine.)
related: too many
extra credit: our stomachs, ourselves [heeb]

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Tags: animated fucking e-card · holiday spirit · jewish grandma

too many

May 12th, 2007 · 28 Comments

This card came with a box of homemade mandelbrot from my very own passive-aggressive Jewish grandmother.

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Tags: "helpful" advice · exclamation-point happy! · family · food · jewish grandma