Entries Tagged as 'farewell letter'

an evening of congenial abnormality

August 17th, 2009 · 135 Comments

alexandra in renton, washington received this invitation from a former supervisor at a hospital. “rumors had been circulating that she and another supervisor had a personality clash, and then recently an email was distributed indicating that her position had been terminated.”
this note gets of to a roaring with start with the mention of “12 years, [...]

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Tags: farewell letter · fired · malapropism · washington

iron-ic chef america

August 4th, 2009 · 205 Comments

writes our anonymous submitter: “i own a restaurant, and the writer of the note is a college student who has worked for me for a while now.  yesterday, her pal flatly refused to put on her uniform (a chef coat) and i was so tired of her shenanigans that i roared at her right before [...]

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Tags: butterflies are so passive-aggressive · farewell letter · nice stationery · p.s. · restaurant · the earth

but now i’m gold (hooray hooray)

October 14th, 2008 · 60 Comments

meg’s uncanny curatorial ability to uncover the silver lining in any situation was woefully under-appreciated at her last job, but even her former coworkers had to admit that this farewell e-mail was an impressive excavation of meg’s latent passive-aggressive tendencies.

related: this shit is bananas

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Tags: all-staff e-mail · cheers · farewell letter · fired

be more of a people’s person, ok?

October 30th, 2007 · 94 Comments

(from beyond robson, via miss604)
perhaps scott should give anytime stan a call?

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Tags: canada · farewell letter · office · vancouver

this shit is bananas

October 11th, 2007 · 97 Comments

our anonymous submitter dutifully passes along this company-wide farewell e-mail, but says: “i have no idea what’s he’s talking about. holla!” (i know, i know, he’s no jason.)

related: the farewell email to end all farewell emails 

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