Entries Tagged as 'fiction'

Sincerely, disappointed

November 20th, 2008 · 126 Comments

Our anonymous submitter says this display is just one of many microwave missives his coworker has created. “Someone tore it down and threw it on the floor once,” he says, “but she put it back up, laminated with heavy-duty tape.”

And of course, the art-imitating-life inspiration for this post: Pam Beesly.

related: To each his own microwave
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Tags: CAPS LOCK · cleaning · fiction · highlighter · microwave · new york · not-so-veiled threats · obnoxious definition · office · spelling and grammar police

Passive-aggressive linkage

May 30th, 2007 · 7 Comments

If you liked “Paul Gauguin, Passive-Aggressive Artist,” you might enjoy “Passive-aggressive Vegan Grocery Cashier: A Day in the Life,” from the McSweeney’s archives…or any of the “Open letters to people or entities who are unlikely to respond.”
Or you might not. Perhaps you’re a member of the millennial generation! in that case, you might prefer [...]

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Tags: fiction · tangent time

this is getting so meta

May 16th, 2007 · 19 Comments

Frank writes, “nice blogs….but I would like to point out that your passive-aggressive notes site is a complete rip-off of a humor piece I wrote over three years ago for the now-defunct humor magazine Jest.”

Well played, Frank! Not only is the piece in question quite humorous indeed, but Frank’s use of classic passive-aggressive conventions (the faint praise, the [...]

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